Effy, Sometimes Beautifully Cruel

Hee!

Now on Bluesky, it is sometimes easy to forget that "every soldier has chosen evil" is an extremist political position about justifying the mass execution of active-duty and reservist US military and veterans because none of us thinks in terms of thoughts leading to actions. But still.

I see we're back on the perpetual trans woman kick of using ostensible extremist political positions as a stalking horse for purging some section of trans women from public life in a psychotic parody of respectability politics.

Woken up out of a dream about being at a boarding school which taught cooking as a cover for converting the students into hypersexual superhumans. I was enrolled in the Chinese cooking course package and the lead instructor reprimanded me for skipping ahead by having me skip ahead on the conversion.

Wow even his eyelids are losing hydraulic pressure. President Fluids is becoming President Dehydration.

*Bretbug

“Turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine” - Gavrilo Princip

Practice?

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

Odds Platner would miss the insult and think I was mispronouncing his name?

"You got thrown out of Hotchkiss, Little Lord Fauntleroy? Was it for leaving your collar unstarched?"

Effy, murder is illegal.

Exactly. A quick death's too good for him.

"Mr. Platter, given Tommy Tubberville is already in the Senate, why do you think America needs a second moron there?"

"How many crayons deep were you when you got your little Nazi tattoo?"

They should let me interview Graham Platner.

Or, uh, Latin America? A little voice inside my head keep saying "Arbenz, Arbenz!"

I could pop your head off your neck like you were a bobblehead doll, Goebbels boy.

I may need to find some kind of a break or outlet. I saw a post smugly declaring that capitalism will produce the contemporary American media landscape 100% of the time and I started experiencing intrusive fantasies involving a sack full of wheels of Gouda and the poster in question.

Okay but the rightwing guys are definitely torturing dogs.

ah so it's all delayed edging until the dog torture

YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Clips PLANET OF THE APES Clip - "Statue of Liberty" (1968) Charlton Heston

youtu.be/30wH1omc6XM?...

"The propaganda rag". Christ. Say it with your whole chest, motherfucker.

Huh, I wonder why a vocal Platner supporter would argue that being a fascist is an electoral boon?

It's a copyright concern twofer, since RE/Biohazard emerged from a planned riff on Sweet Home.

Also, there will be multiple debates in this primary between now and June.

Oh hey, between this and the use of "degenerates" earlier, you're a fucking Nawzi. Burn in hell, bucko.

The null hypothesis here is that we do not know one way or the other. :)

"It's the best evidence we have" and it's terrible evidence in multiple ways. The null hypothesis wins here, my man.

picking random brushes and seeing what happens

Thanks to a Tumblr post I can't think about Fates without thinking "Rated T for Big Sister".