Effy, Sometimes Beautifully Cruel

Hegseth was born to turn up to TUF in like 2008, obviously on juice and talking about how he's going to show all the little faggot bitch-boys in that house what a real man looks like, last three episodes because he keeps getting drunk and saying racially-charged shit, and then be fed to Kimbo Slice.

They're all laughing along with me, just out of frame. One of them has an uncle that works at Nintendo.

Perhaps the Secretary of Wefense thinks that the Supreme Court will let him gerrymander the enemy's vote away.

"The terms of this war will be set by us at every step."

Wow all the gods of war must be queueing up for some smiting-by-friction after that one.

Thank goodness there's an experienced bench of Democratic staffers, policy courtiers, and memorandum hangers-on waiting in the wings to untangle this mess.

Absolutely not, state bars are part of their respective state governments and do not answer to the federal DOJ

"We are punching them when they're down" suggests Pete Hegseth thinks the Highway of Death was a war crime and cowardly, and therefore awesome.

I've baked my own, they're pretty good. Classic savory pie setup if you do it right.

And he's in Traverse City. Not da Yoop.

Wow those sure are some KPIs, Pete! Are we gonna start counting body bags next?

Hot take: this war would be over in five minutes if we got Mojtaba Khamenei into the White House. Trump would see the mustache and immediately start fishing for habibis.

Char isn't just the babygirl in the relationship, he's also the shawty. If the modelsheet deviations align right or it's a stretch frame.

Damn Lalah's tall in these cels.

Calmly chanting SHODAN dialogue while ringing a little bell to turn the curse back on its origin.

directors cut

*sexting a teen when 25*

Can't help being a Gemini!!

Tradwifes are out, tradewives are in. go run that merchant vessel, outfox those Portugese and discover the spices of the indies

"I don't bat for the other team just yet."

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...I am going to become the Joker.

An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

*snort*
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Kuwait doesn't have any of their Super Hornets yet? It was an F-18C that friendly-fired three Strike Eagles???

So was it a Super Hornet or a regular type?

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A BAD MCDONNELL JET WITH A GUN IS A GOOD MCDONNELL JET WITH A GUN

The CIA invented rap with Alan Moore in 1975.

Bespoke.

im a talented actress

🫡

*stepping up to the microphone*

"Well, forks, I just flew in from Schenectady, New York, and boy are soldiers and veterans pure evil, creatures of pure rage and malice, my bitch wife left me for some National Guard diesel dyke who collects engine connecting rods, someone help me please"

"I'm unleashing Reza!" I call, launching the serve. "I'm unleashing Corina Machado!" I say, slamming it back on the return. "I'm unleashing Edamer Colbyjack!" I say, hitting it out of bounds. My horrid little child Whiffany drinks this all in, constructing a personal mythology.

a photo of Chiang Kai Shek edited to look like Shrek

Chiang Kai-shrek isn't real he can't hurt you.

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