Alt-Effy Safety Board

The housewife news always gets the scoops on missile tests and new model railroad releases.

I hope they get to see some of my posts.

That's not the groyper frog. They're starting to discover mimicry...

Kind of incredible how much power the IBA has to sway these people.

It is once again time to post true facts about Glorantha.

"I said THAC0. That means To Hit Against Armor Class Zero. I thought you said you've played D&D before, kid."

A black-and-white ink drawing of a woman in scale armor pulling a harp out of a bag that has been colorized with vivid and not entirely naturalistic colors.

A friend colorized an old photo of me, taken by Ms. H. Bruton.

Lot of people sneering at this who haven't read it, he's upset because they've refused to give back his Nan who died of a heart attack and fell over one of the "keep out" ropes and now they're not sure how to retrieve her.

Some guys are a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

lmfao oh my god

We have to call it "epistemology" again. And say things like "oh no, my epistemes!" when a jonathan chait may be looking, to throw him off the scent.

Only one, as it happened, because it led to your mother, and I made her a cup of tea and listened to her vent at length about her horrible, appalling, smug little child, admitting to constant intrusive violent fantasies involving scissors, and eventually I suggested she trade you for some percs.

Euthyphro: "I'm going to shoot myself in the dick, because piety demands it."

Socrates: "Which gods demand this?"

Euthyphro: "Oh no, I'm an atheist."

Socrates: "..."

There's a big hole inside you where your soul ought to be, and it keeps nibbling away at your brain. Someday your skull will implode in on itself because of that.

Ah, OK, you're just a rapist on a spiritual level, then.

"Listen here, liberal, human rights aren't rights if humans have to enforce and uphold them!"

Hey, Einstein, thinking that "rights are only rights if they don't require human agency to enforce them" is just the mark of being religiously inclined and not understanding that you are.

The vote to execute Socrates had a greater margin than the vote to convict him What? Socrates was convicted by a margin of 280-220 by a 500 man jury. However they voted that he be executed by a margin of 360-140 Apparently they were insulted by his proposed punishment for himself being very light. But that means there's a portion of rhe jury that was like, "This guy is not guilty, but man, fuck him."

I certainly can.

Side to side or up and down?

You're a regular Socrates.

How long does it take two men to dig half a hole?

"If your rights are being taken away, are they rights?"

This must go so hard if you're stupid.

"Using identity".

C'mon man.

A gang of about a dozen men, all of them bulging with muscles, but Big Balls heroically squared up to [remainder of post is the 14 words].

Oh please oh please let Big Balls actually have a concussion and not just a big ol' nosebleed from a solid couple in the schnozz.

What’s the secret to living so long, according to 114-year-old Bonita Gibson of Canton? Eating potatoes every day, Gibson says. So, to celebrate her and her monumental birthday, the Big Idaho Potato Truck and its 28-foot-long potato paid the oldest resident in Michigan a visit. bit.ly/41tocQN

Solidarity...

lmfao