First United Church of Katie

Because most men think that everyone else is shallower than a puddle of spit— because they dont find themselves to have much, if any, personality.

The ability to control your air vents will be part of your monthly accessory usage fee.

It’s a feature not a bug. 😉

The enshittification of political communication — shitpost governing— has become institutionalized in a way that would even surprise Orwell.

I meant correctly redacted.

Why is he running against her? Like, no. I like him a lot… but there’s other places where he’d be useful.

We dont need no fuckin ice, man.

Every time I see a report of ICE leaving Minnesota or Minneapolis I think "I wish" because uh, they're still here being assholes & terrorizing people, just not as much in some places but more so in other places best I can tell and of course people are still imprisoned in misery at Whipple & . . . 🧵

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

You know we’re still going to get mayo pete?

Didn’t we co manage that Toys r Us together? 😬

Stephen Colbert: “I don't usually say this to a guest, but if people are watching this right now, it's cause they found us online on YouTube”

James Talarico: “This is the party that ran against cancel culture — and now they're trying to control what we watch, what we say, what we read”

"America is not like a blanket—one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the same texture, the same size.

America is more like a quilt—many patches, many pieces, many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread." -Jesse Jackson, 1941–2026.

They don't want to admit there is a primary process.

They want us to vote for whichever centrist shit-lib the DNC announces as their favored option

That's why everyone is still screaming about people who didn't vote last year, and who people say they won't vote for this year

#AOC2028 #UNITEFORAOC

If valid ID is a requirement to vote, it’s incumbent on the government to ensure all eligible voters have access to gaining/maintaining valid ID - at no cost and no extra effort. Updating voter information and sending a new DL/ID can and should be an automated process.

Wow.

Wrong guy, universe, wrong guy.

Oh man.

They’ll run mayo Pete instead.

Unless ID is free for everyone, no ID to vote. why aren’t ids free in the first place?

Pancake day is Tuesday! (Shrove/Fat Tuesday or mardi Gras day)

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

Is he dead yet?

Just hand them to me through the day.

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

Ok.

How do I get my chef spouse a job like this?

The next time she’s up there someone needs to play her ad from when she ran for FL AG. And then ask her which pedophiles she meant to catch?

We’re still fighting over the last election.

Liberals already fighting leftists over primaries that haven’t even started yet is the most Democratic Party shit I have ever seen.