@asahaynes.bsky.social
Playwright / Yale Drama Serise Shortlist 2023 / Theatre 503Five / Meme collector / Gamer
Alan trying to to laugh watching Palms get into the coffin is sending me #celebritytraitors
09.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me seeing the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16 side by side
09.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Episode 1
04.09.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me on after a Sunday roast
21.08.2025 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was watching Bring Her Back at 11am this morning a good idea? Maybe not. But do I regret it? Absolutely not
18.08.2025 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Together and Materialist was an unexpected double bill
16.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait…is new Florence + The Machine coming soon 👁️👄👁️
11.08.2025 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Israel murdered five al-Jazeera journalists, including Anas Al-Sharif.
They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses.
To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues:
Their blood is on your hands, too.
I don’t know why they are acting shocked over this news. We’ve all know that this was their plan for the start
08.08.2025 09:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack???
07.08.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0timeless hit! janet jackson’s ‘all for you’ still goes hard 24 years later
06.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 293 🔁 71 💬 2 📌 18Nah she's a comedian at this point. She's no longer identifies Nigerian. Has been the MP for North West Essex for a year and now she's singing "THE ONLY WAY IS UP" 😭
05.08.2025 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is legendary
01.08.2025 10:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PALASTININAS AREN’T A FUCKIN BARGAINING CHIP!!!! So what, Israel becomes .5% less genosidal and no recognition? SHAME
29.07.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge…
24.07.2025 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0South Park > Columbia University
24.07.2025 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I LOVE ART
24.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The hypocrisy of the west saying they are protecting women and children by demonising trans people, while they sit on their arses watching women and children starve to death in Gaza is just unfathomable
23.07.2025 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Name a better theme song for a tv show, I dare you
22.07.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all jm seeing a legal battle between me and whatever film studio are making this
22.07.2025 07:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Am I on holiday watching Parks and Rec? Well yes
12.07.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is don’t touch me weather
01.07.2025 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Straight out of a Veep episode omg
26.06.2025 01:25 — 👍 95 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0THIS is what we've been saying!!
22.06.2025 18:30 — 👍 227 🔁 77 💬 10 📌 11yeah…
14.06.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On my may to Cowboy Carter
14.06.2025 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Last week Nintendo Switch 2
This week Beyoncé
Next week Beyoncé
Have I won June? I’ll let you be the judge of that
The Rehearsal Season 2 maybe the craziest thing I’ve seen on TV
09.06.2025 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
