Topher Mehoozlhoff

Pollsters need to work on their sentence structure.

Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."

A Hard Week Between Sundays What if Luke Skywalker decided to leave his home on Tatooine and was immediately awarded a medal from a princess? What if Frodo and Samwise set off on a perilous journey and immediately got a ride …

In between Palm Sunday and Easter, Jesus had a very hard week.

mario and wario - the two genders

A New Kind of King About three weeks ago, I gave a sermon about kings. Kings are bad news. They take, take, take for themselves, and they exploit regular people to do it. When Israel wants a king, God warns them it’l…

Kings just take and exploit. The kings of Israel led the nation to ruin despite God's warnings. Prophets like Zechariah envisioned a new kind of king, humble yet triumphant. Jesus embodied this, entering Jerusalem on a donkey, a creative act of hope against empire and violence.

Radical position

Progressives need to run on a platform of pardoning Luigi, and also spending like $400 million of taxpayer dollars to arm him up with gadgets like the Batman upon release.

I just got radicalized

True, but only because of the dino-crane operators union

So tired of living through the apocalypse, looking forward to the post-apocalypse

The only binary choice we gave as a society is everything we want or the existence of billionaires.

I just set up a layaway plan for ink cartridges. How's this economy going for everyone else?

By Imaginary Person

"Hey, Maurice White—your new band sounds great! What's the band's name?"
"Earth, Wind & Fire."
Water: "Dude, wtf?"

Aggressively gen z

For the Birds Feed the birds, tuppence a bag. That’s a line from Mary Poppins. It’s a simple line that gets more profound the longer you reflect on it. For those unfamiliar with discontinued British …

"Who might we open the doors to? Who’s not here, only because their experience of God’s people has been judgment and scorn? Who might join us if they knew we were willing to flip our expectations upside down to welcome and affirm them?"

All this mockery of Elon Musk is distracting is from what's truly important: mocking Donald Trump.

Fascists: They're just like us!

Lady Deadpool is a bad name. She should be named Debpool.

Kingdom or King? Every culture in the history of Christianity has made mistakes interpreting the Bible. One of the mistakes our culture tends to make is the mistake of individualizing the Bible. We value rugged ind…

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The Bible speaks to communities, not just individuals. In 1 Samuel, Israel demanded a king, rejecting God’s leadership despite warnings. Jesus later redefined kingship, focusing on a kingdom of community and small acts with big impact. Our voices, united, can still shape a better world. 🌱👑 #Kingdom

D&D: It's just math!

$250 is such a stupid amount

Bread used to be good for you

The Nissan Rogue is the only automobile named after a D&D class. Others I think would work:

Ford Fighter
Chevy Druid
Toyota Paladin
Dodge Warlock
Kia Sorcerer

You sure about this, @marvelsnap.bsky.social ?

The world's not falling apart. It's just "environmental embrittlement."

Why is slender man haunting these eggs?

Three Panel comic Panel 1: Trump standing next to a board covered with a red cloth Panel 2: Trump taking hold of the red cloth Panel 3: Trump theatrically removing the red cloth, to reveal a board that says another thing that fucking sucks

every day in the U S A

Group therapy at Arkham Asylum
The one guy who's there for regular depression: "I don't know... I just can't find a reason to go on."
KGBeast: "BO-RING."