bbcito

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

"yo vi las llamadas y pensé: ya están los de vodafone tocando los huevos a la hora de la siesta. En fin, que dimito, pero por otra cosa. Pedro Sánchez hijo de puta, etcétera".

Dave Coverly

oh, the mysterious knocking on the walls at night? yeah, the guy who was murdered in this house loved knocking. he loved it so much

Superman Isn’t Trying to Be Political. We Just Have Real-Life Supervillains Now.

What a headline.

Joder vaya peliculón. A mitad de la peli el hijo de puta mete un parto real y se ve al niño salir con toda la sangre y eso, lo cual fue un poco loco de ver (especialmente porque iba más fumado que el jefe seattle) pero aún asi 11/10.

making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

to my fellow mana fans out there
(made this almost exactly 5 years ago during covid lockdown)

Las rotondas después de haber regulado de forma orgánica el 75% del tráfico de un país sin necesidad de semáforos.

Vampire caught unawares by sudden British heatwave. 🧛‍♂️🌞

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

pablo iglesias: "dame cien euros es un arancel jajaja no pero dámelos".

Buenos momentos en buena compañía

Me tienen bailando, mi novela favorita.

Person holding a cardboard sign which reads "Hand off working COBOL code"

Now there's a protest sign you don't see often.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

Hostia pero si la mujer del jey di es india. Me meo con esta peña. Claro la americana promedio no toca a este tintamarro ni por el gps

Obrigado a todas mis seguidoras del otro lado del atlántico

La IA va a ir quitándole el aura poco a poco a más estilos artísticos hasta que todo sea un póster del Partido Fascista de los EEUU con el perrito de las cripto.

Estoy triste porque me es imposible antagonizar a Charca McCarquez que quiere pasar una foto suya con su novia a formato "Ghibli", pero a la vez siento un profundo asco sobre la acción en sí.