@distortedastro.bsky.social
Parody account He/him Astro varient PROSHIP DNI Twitter: @DistortedAstro https://consult-the-reaper.straw.page
You may certainly try...I... have only kissed one person. Well, I guess two. I cannot say I'm very good.
-Distorted
Distorted in a bunny suit
28.02.2025 05:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some Marred and Distorted Lore to feed the hungry masses. I really liked the audio for them.
(This is our first time doing anything like this...I have never used CapCut before...)
What is this creature on my head? W-what is this? GET THIS CREATURE OFF?!
-Distorted
I will, I will. I promise.
25.02.2025 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think it's turning out to be more of a comic thing tbh. So it should be easy. No breaks for me. I want this out! Especially since I decided to make it lore related.
25.02.2025 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0//potentially cooking up a small animation thing with an audio I liked. Idk I have never animated before we will see how this goes.
25.02.2025 19:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i am//
25.02.2025 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nope//
25.02.2025 18:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bet//
25.02.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NO I WILL PULL A 48 HOUR NO SLEEP! I FEEL EMPOWERED!!! I also have to get ready for a Dandy world run. Gotta beat my high floor of 80 :P
25.02.2025 18:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0//running on 0 hours of sleep as of 2 minutes ago
25.02.2025 17:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0consult-the-reaper.straw.page
realized I sent broken link
consult-the-reaper.straw.page
//I will be responding to these both on twitter and here.
i didn't know bluesky existed until this morning. ngl.
25.02.2025 02:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hmm. You're a strange one.
-Distorted
Lustre is here! Marred's best friend and avid Distorted hater, Lustre is always around. He knows the best gossip. He deals with quite a bit of drama, despite being from Lust/love ring he refuses to let himself fall for anyone.
//he will be open to strawpages soon
Distorted would become child sized to pickpocket someone. I just know it
25.02.2025 00:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0//that was the first ever outfit request people asked for him to be in. It was like my 7th post I think
24.02.2025 22:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How very interesting. You would think a semi twisted being of hell would scare a few people. I guess I think I'm Truley more terrifying than I am.
-Distorted
Posting some of my fav Distorted arts
24.02.2025 22:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0//IM GOING TO GET YOU!
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Posting more of my AU characters in a bit. Might be slow.
24.02.2025 21:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Presenting Distorted the Sin of Wrath + Sloth!
After a fight with Hauteur(Dandy) he fled hell. Though it left quite a toll on him, he lost an arm and now Hauteur's venom is turning him day by day.
(on blusky now just won't be as active as on twitter)
