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Brown a pound of hot breakfast sausage
Add a block of cream cheese and a can of rotel, stir/smash until it’s mixed and starts to simmer
Eat with Tostitos scoops

You and a friend or two can consume like 3000 calories in 15 minutes or so

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Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

This is April on Mount Hood. Low altitude Oregon was green lovely, high altitude snow pack was quite a shock for this east coaster.

Easy, that’s Norton, VA.

I’m WASP but not WASP-y, I’m not sure how you’d get kids to refer to older relatives without it. “First cousin once removed” (the actual relationship in that case) is only used by genealogical sickos like me.

Lysenkoism but for defense tech.

Due Tuesday!

Shoutout to the fans in Blacksburg. It’s freezing cold, 11:30PM, and this football team has been hot garbage since September

I liked our odds for getting 3 yards there vs stopping them next OT, not sure why we didn’t go for it

Crazy game of poker-OAR

They didn’t start playing through the chorus until a few years ago, when I was there (07-13) they cut the music before lyrics started.

When people start clamoring for Sands to be fired because our football team doesn’t win enough, I had to step away. If all that matters about VT is winning fb games, they should just become NFL fans.

There was a VP that the production workers called FIGJAM (short for Fuck I’m Good Just Ask Me) that the whole plant hated. When he got canned, the whole engineering team shared a round of gin our boss had been saving in his desk just for that occasion.

Lived off of Avon for 2 years, never stopped to get gas and get the free fried chicken. I’m disappointed in myself for that.

Unimog! I’m having a hard time finding a picture of that exact model online, but the short nose and high ground clearance are a giveaway.

Basically any song covered by a bluegrass band, but for discussion’s sake I’ll say Fox on the Run by the Country Gentleman. It sounds perfect, no idea why it was originally recorded by Manfred Mann, a 1970s British rock band.

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It covers the weight of a case of shotgun shells: outdoorlimited.com/shotgun-ammo...

Wes Durham is a consummate professional and sounds just like an ACC play-by-play guy should. That he’s paired with Addazio on a broadcast is a crying shame, that dude is dumb as rocks.

One of my coworkers is an Australian that came to the US for the first time to WVTech on a golf scholarship. Your first introduction to America being Beckley, WV had to be a crazy culture shock.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

My friend from high school is the face of mariners fandom.

Same dude

There’s no way Ben Bell isn’t Joey Slye in a Chad Powers situation. No one has ever seen those two in the same room

The commonwealth cup is not 100lbs. This guy is lifting it with his fingertips, I’ve seen skinny college girls drink from it at a bar without struggling at all. I’d guess it’s 1 or 2 pounds tops.

I saved the Red Cross like this in my phone. They’re relentless

Johnson City, Kansas is an embarrassment to the word city and truly the armpit of America. Only place my boss apologized for sending me to, and I spent 3 weeks in Minot, ND. I know about crappy cities.

I added a few, if there’s a more specific vibe you’re going for I’m happy to add to it.

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