Interesting Times

Clearly, bombing them and blowing them into chunks is better than.... let's see, checking my notes... wearing clothes I don't like.

I am smart. And moral.

Also, ask MTG (Republican) why she was throwing around Hunter Biden dick pics in Congress if we are all so very appalled by tabloid trash?

The Republican party turned an entire year of Clinton's presidency into prurient questions about blow jobs and cum stains on dresses. Take a seat bitch.

Can it be snorted off a toilet seat? If not, ban it.

Ayatollah Khanenei 2: This Time It's Personal

'Trump betrayed us': Fleeing Kurds condemn U.S. decision to leave Syria As U.S. troops follow President Trump's orders and pull out of northeast Syria, they leave behind men they fought side by side with against the Islamic State group. Amid fears of ethnic cleansing by T...

What the fuck? This is a seriously fucked up country.

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I'll have to do better. I was going for blatant and crystal clear, not "revealing". Sorry about that.

"So then I says to her, I says...hey! Are you listening to me?"

So very much would not want my epitaph to be "A squirter got through".

Benny Hill theme but with missiles instead of scantily clad nurses

I'm always fascinated by the people who point directly to the middle of an ocean and confidently declare "Right there".

Well, I suppose in the sense that the little chunks of him that were left were unable to continue functioning, then yes, he up and died.

More accurately, he was killed, murdered, assassinated, blown to bits, or any number of other more descriptive terms.

Gay people are just obviously walking around doing sex stuff all the time while straight people never ever do or say anything sexual at all. No kissing, no PDAs, no talk of hot women or guys, all just very Disney.

That's just science.

Surely our resounding success at the Bay of Pigs landing warrants more confidence!

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Doing literally anything not to rock the boat. Demas are perceived as weak and leadership does what it can to reinforce that idea.

Not even Vietnam. The US has been dicking around in Iranian politics since the days of the Shah. We are exactly where we are directly because the US hasn't learned a fucking thing about Iran. We just keep blundering around like a bull in a china shop in the Mideast.

Does each schoolgirl reduce my grocery bill by a certain percentage or how does that work? Just want to be clear in how yet another war in the Mideast helps us here in the US rather than Israel. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Senator Collins? Susan? Is that you?

You know, just present the lighter side of kidnapping, murder, deprivation of medical care, ignoring court orders and so on. Let's just have some fun with it guys!

Just here for the much deserved ratio! 👀

I don't always agree with Hitler, but when I do it's about potato chips.

It's funny how they never seem to consider their jobs as replaceable by AI lol

A blind man in poor health and difficulty walking. And they killed him.

Stupid argument because Greenland, as part of Denmark, already helps protect the US from attack. It's in NATO. You know, the thing Trump wants to destroy. So another case of Trump creating a problem and then claiming he has a fix for it.

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C'est la Guerre 😭

Hahahaha, ask his daughter her opinion on Musk's empathy. He's completely utterly lacking in self-awareness.

Could be said about all the industries. Healthcare, tech, etc

Maybe mention that he was the author of pro torture legal memos for Bush. So his constitutional bona fides are quite questionable.

I was pondering this morning. Pretty hard to square it but the best I could come up with is some kind of reasonable accommodation for the Tourette's guy? Watch from a balcony or backstage where outbursts wouldn't be as easily heard? No answer but sucks that people on stage had to hear that.

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!!!???