Ryan

To post the “I’m pooping” BeReal, or not to post the “I’m pooping” BeReal? That is the question

hope pete alonso gets explosive diarrhea out there

Am i the only one who wants to be matty matheson when they grow up?

barbie and ken where ken is nestled tenderly in her bosom. they are holding hands

seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly

Agreed. I really think we’re entering an “avatar” situation where there used to be one “harmonious” site and now there will be multiple nations interacting with themselves.

The influencers are already there and getting interactions. It’s here to stay.

What movie completes the trilogy for Barbie and Oppenheimer

This might be how we get the cage match, guys

Is it just me or is threads already more annoying than twitter?

I got seven (7) reacts on a slack message today, so I guess you could say I’m kind of a big deal

Might fuck around and tie dye a long sleeve button up so i can show my office that I am truly a hippie and maybe they should rethink the drug policy so i can drop acid

My dog actually isn’t afraid of fireworks, he’s afraid of the kind of people that are still trying to make July 4th happen

Skeeting loud and clear

I’ve got an extra couple if you want, not sure how to pass them to you though

Oh, no. Once someone uses it its done

One every two weeks

Happy hot dog day to all who celebrate

it's cool they made a country that you can openly hate up to the extent that you don't actually do anything that makes any difference

How “fuck America” can my skeets get before i get put on a list?

My most listened to genre is “songs that would sound good on the kazoo “

It’s gotten so bad that I’m listening to country

popular bottoms be like

If I go to Olive Garden alone, can I ask for a designated family to eat with?

Am i the only one who sometimes thinks george clooney was president at some point?

If first lady was an elected position, i think edie falco would have a great shot at winning

Yeah let’s all post on social media about the scotus rulings. That’ll surely make them rethink their decision. We did it!

Why in the ever loving hell is Joe Biden running for president again

Bacon wrapped foods are just America’s attempt at sushi

Oopsiepoopsie is such a cute name for a baby girl