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Nils Fleischhacker

@cryptomaeher.bsky.social

Assistant Professor for Theoretical Cryptography at Ruhr University Bochum. Opinions probably someone else's. he/him

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First time running *below* sea level.

09.08.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exquisite

05.08.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Filetting the fish went about as well as could be expected.

05.08.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well that was unexpectedly successful.

05.08.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator: "They stocked rice exactly where you would expect rice to be stocked."

04.08.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soooo... I'm in a giant Kvickly and they do not seem to stock rice? Wtf is going on? Where are they hiring the rice?

04.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Danish bathrooms quite often seem like some kind of joke. This particular one uses a new twist on an old idea and has a washing machine inside the shower stall.

04.08.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, we're staying on SjΓ¦lland. But the setup seems to work well enough. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
Also I have an unreasonable emotional attachment to that particular Bialetti and would feel bad about replacing it.

03.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did indeed successfully use the setup depicted in the original post. It's not ideal because the small skillet has a slightly convex surface, but it'll have to do.

03.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No same day delivery to Denmark though. 😟

03.08.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure you can. But I don't have one and this danish holiday home has an induction stove.

03.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate induction stoves.

03.08.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"We have all gone to work sick"
Well, that's a great way of getting everyone else sick as well. What a dipshit.

28.07.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the battle of Berlin, famously fought by the US.

28.07.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why tf have most websites pivoted to just assuming that you're not already signed up and make actually logging in a weird treasure hunt for the login button.

25.07.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Laughs in MettbrΓΆtchen*

19.07.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this formalization still requires a family of hash functions indexed by the security parameter. For an actual fixed function like SHA-3 you don't need non-uniform advice.

18.07.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight to jail!

17.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a 600m detour. Never going to happen.

17.07.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They keep adding more and more signs, as if that's going to stop people.

17.07.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You're accidentally writing a textbook.

16.07.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they just lazily mark every single question mark or did someone genuinely think those were supposed to be citations justifying an equation/inclusion?

Also, surely they have the TeX sources and could have checked?

16.07.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people seem to believe that they are though, judging by the length of their papers.

16.07.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, I'm not a botanist, but I think those are trees.

12.07.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I read an American recipe I have the strong urge to go on a mission telling them about our Lord and Savior the kitchen scale.

06.07.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, what do Brazilians need to choose?

04.07.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, parts of Morocco were at some point controlled by Spain. Turns out you're Hispanic.

04.07.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The heatwave can't be considered over before my coconut oil resolidifies.

03.07.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Based on temperature the logical place for me to spend the day seems to be my local subway station.

02.07.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A citation with the author given as "Center for Democracy and Technology" and the label being "[fDT21]"

A citation with the author given as "Center for Democracy and Technology" and the label being "[fDT21]"

Magnificent.

24.06.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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