Nils Fleischhacker

No German government in the last 20 years was in any way a principled opponent of surveillance.

I'm a bit confused where anyone got the idea that Germany had any kind of principled position on this.

It's a big red button. The required action seems very clear.

Very helpful. 👍

I mean telling me *what* I need to do would be even more helpful, but you know. 🤷‍♂️

Anyway, apparently I no longer have access to my emails on my phone. Well, we had a good run.

What? No I'm not hopping around on one leg because I can't carry anything when waking with crutches. I'm doing single leg plyometrics!

And these thrombosis prevention drugs should not be combined with caffeine? WTF is this shit? 🤬

Well, Shit.

People always say that, but honestly the owners wouldn't be a problem if dogs weren't naturally aggressive little shits that needed extensive training just to ignore people.

No I just don't like aggressive wannabe murder machines and the people who think it's acceptable to force others to interact with them.

In the immediate context, I preferred my foot before it had hairline fractures in two of the bones.

Dogs are just the worst.

An MRI is an interesting combination of plasticky Star Trek esthetics and the soundscape of a construction site. Also takes a lot longer than I expected.

Sorry, but that's "Law of Large Mumbles". It essentially states that if you mumble for long enough in response to a question, eventually what people hear converges to the correct answer.

I have to wonder by what distance metric that's "near me".

Well that's working perfectly Strava. I always wanted the route to 2cm offset from where I'm drawing.

Maybe it's the same, because that *does* sound awful.

No, just accurately stating that it's the poop of some kind of beetle, collected and regurgitated by bees.
Does it taste good? I only know fir honey, which is the same kind of deal but involves fir trees and aphids. That stuff is awful.

Beetle poop really does have weird effects.

I really hope the local sports club got 10% off when they had their track built. Because that thing is only 360m long.

If you're digging a hole that requires moving more than say 2 m³ of dirt, you should be legally required to put up a sign explaining what you're doing. Don't just keep me hanging like this.

I think you posted the wrong picture. Don't see anything.

How could he? He clearly can't see out the window. Lift him up a bit.

Are you claiming that you're no longer insane/misguided or is this an independent observation?

First time running *below* sea level.

Exquisite

Filetting the fish went about as well as could be expected.

Well that was unexpectedly successful.

Narrator: "They stocked rice exactly where you would expect rice to be stocked."

Soooo... I'm in a giant Kvickly and they do not seem to stock rice? Wtf is going on? Where are they hiring the rice?

Danish bathrooms quite often seem like some kind of joke. This particular one uses a new twist on an old idea and has a washing machine inside the shower stall.

No, we're staying on Sjælland. But the setup seems to work well enough. 🤷‍♂️
Also I have an unreasonable emotional attachment to that particular Bialetti and would feel bad about replacing it.