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Chris Regan

@chrisregan.bsky.social

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Talaretterman? Fetterico?

04.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“A misspoke.” This hillbilly should be sitting on a porch drinking from a jug with Xs on it.

04.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just be clear: you will no longer be voting to “appreciate” ICE?

04.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But you voted to “thank” ICE for “protecting the homeland.” I’m confused!!!

24.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Which “Carry On” movie is this?

21.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

When Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor goes to prison he should find the meanest, toughest guy on the yard and walk right up to him and… say “tut tut old fellow!”

20.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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My favorite David Lee Roth music video

10.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bovino flying back to El Centro on the back of a hummingbird.

27.01.2026 20:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Echo” is fancy “Are.”

27.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I seek peace, quiet, and solitude. So I bought a ticket for a Saturday night screening of “Melania.”

27.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS

Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

11.01.2026 20:14 — 👍 51566    🔁 7831    💬 1149    📌 309

Who?

10.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are so many weirdo amateur actors in Marty Supreme I’m kinda hurt I wasn’t asked.

09.01.2026 03:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You the same guy who voted to “express gratitude” to ICE back in June?

09.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It seems like ICE agents don’t know what getting run over by a car looks like and I hope someone shows them.

08.01.2026 15:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Jan 6 to those who sellabrate.

06.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I loved the first episode. I feel the other two are really… taking… their time.

02.01.2026 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m still writing “when will he die?!” on all my checks

01.01.2026 12:51 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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We’ve needed sexy Scrooge for far too long!

26.12.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alastair Sim was 50 when he played Scrooge.

26.12.2025 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is the Grinch ethnically Who?

25.12.2025 15:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Scrooge has his problems but I think we can all agree his nephew is a bit much.

24.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A pepto bismol bottle who wanted to be a real boy

23.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Are there any “now” problems you’d like to tackle?

21.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there any Trump thing you don’t love?

21.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MAGA pussy getting walloped

MAGA pussy getting walloped

Is it too late to send out holiday cards?

20.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, you’re not really getting the point here

19.12.2025 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one under 50 gets your “welcome back kotter” Epstein joke and no over over 50 thinks it’s funny.

19.12.2025 21:42 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Who?

19.12.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0