@chrisregan.bsky.social
Noted comedy nobody
Happy birthday John Lennon. You were horny!
10.10.2025 04:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wrong Kennedy, God.
08.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the saudis chop off Louis CK’s hands he might not get into trouble again.
30.09.2025 05:30 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1The Saudis are gonna be bummed when they discover Jeff Ross doesn’t literally roast people.
28.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Good luck getting a laugh outta Saudis.
27.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When he dies I will kiss a nurse in Times Square.
26.09.2025 23:27 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Now that Elon has been revealed as a pedo in addition to being a Nazi progressive Tesla owners will have to add another witty bumper sticker instead of selling.
26.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no! Trump is going after the guy who torpedoed Clinton’s presidential campaign? Boy, he got us! (He’s really bad at fascism.)
25.09.2025 23:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe no more discussing the Kennedys with the “royalty” crap anymore?
22.09.2025 21:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I wish you twats at Whole Foods would stop backing into parking spaces. Let’s unite!
21.09.2025 22:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that ICE won’t be allowed to wear masks in California we can finally see how hot they aren’t!
21.09.2025 04:12 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What’s going on with the Ritz Thrift Shop on 57th?
05.09.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No. I’ve had to travel out of town for my sables!
05.09.2025 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like it when a man who sounds like a belt sander and looks like a cardboard box fished out of a pond shares his thoughts about our health.
04.09.2025 16:55 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Armani” was a New York Times crossword clue today. Somebody check on Esai Morales and/or Brian Eno!
04.09.2025 15:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks again, Oprah!
03.09.2025 21:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who knew Florida even had schools?!
03.09.2025 20:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anything to get out of paying those two women.
31.08.2025 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How long will I go to prison if I fashion an American flag into hot pants?
26.08.2025 01:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who’s the supposed progressive congressman who voted to “appreciate” ICE?
26.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Other sources say 5’4”.
20.08.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That’s odd
20.08.2025 20:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“…in a little doll house. Where I’m occasionally terrorized by the cat.”
20.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0You voted to “appreciate” ICE. Please elaborate?
17.08.2025 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He might need to release the Epstein files to distract from the Russia summit
16.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 2176 🔁 467 💬 34 📌 24“Hulk, I’d like you to meet Gawker.” — Satan, just now
24.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no. Just yesterday Hulkster was alive and well and a total fascist!
24.07.2025 16:28 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0In 2010 I shot something w/ Ozzy for a late night show & the bit ended with him yelling SHARON! He was very kind but seemed rather frail yet when it came time to bellow “Sharon?” I’ve never heard a human being create that much volume. I had to cover my ears. He was THAT loud! Totally amazing. RIP
23.07.2025 04:25 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Is this going to cut into your opportunities to vote to “appreciate” ICE?
23.07.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are more photos of Trump and Epstein together than I have of me and my dad.
17.07.2025 15:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
