Chris Regan

“Hulk, I’d like you to meet Gawker.” — Satan, just now

Oh no. Just yesterday Hulkster was alive and well and a total fascist!

In 2010 I shot something w/ Ozzy for a late night show & the bit ended with him yelling SHARON! He was very kind but seemed rather frail yet when it came time to bellow “Sharon?” I’ve never heard a human being create that much volume. I had to cover my ears. He was THAT loud! Totally amazing. RIP

Is this going to cut into your opportunities to vote to “appreciate” ICE?

There are more photos of Trump and Epstein together than I have of me and my dad.

Next week Epstein’s gonna be on a stamp.

Possibly worse than Cleese!

Where would you even buy that?!

He also loves that he’s turned America into “Brazil.”

“As part of the Trump administration’s plan to dismantle government at behest of Vladimir Putin…”

Why did you vote to “appreciate” ICE, you resist-a-grifter?

I hope every member of ICE gets bile duct cancer. I don’t know what that entails, exactly, but it sounds awful.

Hey @booker.senate.gov there’s an article here about your buddy!

I don’t know why I’m mentioning this but I saw Oasis at their first gig in the USA in 1994 at Wetlands in NYC. Anyway have a good day.

nicolae ceausescu

Thoughts and prayers to republican voters with tubes up their noses.

You still haven’t apologized or even acknowledged your vote the other week to “appreciate” ICE. Does your stubble ever tickle those republican taints?

Congrats to Jeff Bezos on meeting his wedding guests for the very first time.

Every time Tom Cruise is wearing a helmet in the new mission impossible he looks like Bruno Kirby.

I’m beginning to think with a little imagination and acknowledgment that politics had changed somewhat Biden might have been able to get rid of Louis DeJoy.

Congrats to Tom Homan’s family!

Cuomo sadly removes thrown hat from ring, puts ring through nipple.

(That old weirdo has pierced nips!)

Always seemed like a decent guy.

My family were very pro-Mario Cuomo when I was growing up. Was he a jackoff too?

Another thing about Andrew Cuomo— he’s 67. That’s enough.

Andrew Cuomo’s nipples are flying at half mast, thanks to the weird iron bolts the 67 year old man has punched into them.

This will be lucid.

From all the photos I’ve seen of these ICE goons they all need to go up a size in their khakis.

I read The NY Times review for 28 Years Later and have no idea if they liked it or not.

Can’t believe they took the Minnesota shooter alive!