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Not like it's a long trip...

11.08.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump seems to genuinely believe that since north is at the top of maps all water flows from north to south. He's just that stupid...

11.08.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They asked Iga about it at her interview. She was as dorky and adorable about it as usual โค๏ธ

11.08.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

11.08.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, at the Cincinnati Open tennis tournament they are giving the players, most of who are from Europe and don't drive for much of the year, Cadillac Escalades to drive around. Who thought this was a good idea...

11.08.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was just walking to the corner store and was passed by a dead perfect fire engine red 1980's Pontiac Sunbird SE convertible. GM J bodies were terrible cars when new but somehow the one I saw still exists, and was stunning . It was actually nicer than this one!

10.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Multiple Kentucky whiskey distilleries file for bankruptcy Mounting debt and falling demand are increasingly defining the state's storied whiskey industry.

United States: "Canada has nothing that we need. We can do without them completely."

Also United States: "We are being economically devastated by Canada's lack of interest in buying our overpriced, mediocre shit!"

Pick a lane.

www.newsweek.com/kentucky-whi...

09.08.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Weโ€™re having a News Conference tomorrow in the White House. Iโ€™m going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before. The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you donโ€™t have to move out. Weโ€™re going to put you in jail where you belong. Itโ€™s all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. We went from millions pouring in, to ZERO in the last few months. This will be easier โ€” Be prepared! There will be no โ€œMR. NICE GUY.โ€ We want our Capital BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Weโ€™re having a News Conference tomorrow in the White House. Iโ€™m going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before. The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you donโ€™t have to move out. Weโ€™re going to put you in jail where you belong. Itโ€™s all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. We went from millions pouring in, to ZERO in the last few months. This will be easier โ€” Be prepared! There will be no โ€œMR. NICE GUY.โ€ We want our Capital BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Trump on DC: "The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY ... There will be no 'MR. NICE GUY.' We want our Capital BACK."

10.08.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1104    ๐Ÿ” 338    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 441    ๐Ÿ“Œ 226

I drive 200+ miles around Northern California every day. 75% of the cars/trucks with lots of Trump stickers have long expired tags. Like 2023 and earlier.

10.08.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd made a bet with my friends that if Nixon resigned I'd march the length of Telegraph Ave. in my boxers waving the flag and singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic. So I did. Also, there was tequila involved.

10.08.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very nice!

10.08.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Suspect and Officer Are Dead After Shooting Outside C.D.C. in Atlanta

A Marine veteran police officer is dead because of RFK Jr. He was the father of two with another on the way. Make it make sense ๐Ÿคฌ
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/u...

09.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson hit with new accusation showing โ€˜clear-cut violationโ€™ of federal law House Speaker Mike Johnson has been accused of using campaign money to pay his rent in what the government watchdog group Campaign Legal Center described as a โ€œclear-cut violation of federal campaign ...

Seems Mike Johnson has been using campaign funds to pay his rent in DC, which is a major legal no no.

www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...

09.08.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18315    ๐Ÿ” 7407    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2075    ๐Ÿ“Œ 759

The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.

09.08.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28254    ๐Ÿ” 9518    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 908    ๐Ÿ“Œ 422

Coming back from a set down to beat two Majors winners ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
She seems like a great kid. I'd love to see her make a deep run at the Open.

08.08.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF ๐Ÿคฌ

07.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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GOP Lawmaker Changes Law to Help Relative Facing Child Rape Charges State Senator J. Stuart Adams had a relative charged with raping a 13-year-oldโ€”so he rewrote the stateโ€™s consent laws.

GOP Lawmaker Changes Law to Help Relative Facing Child Rape Charges

07.08.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

NEW: Police bodycam footage introduced at the trial of Jared Wise showed him berating police officers on Jan. 6, 2021, and yelling "kill 'em" as rioters attacked law enforcement. Heโ€™s now working as a senior adviser for the Department of Justice.

07.08.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10852    ๐Ÿ” 6643    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 773    ๐Ÿ“Œ 649

They don't look like any FBI agents I've ever seen.

07.08.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least Nixon was mostly competent...

07.08.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every damn day...

07.08.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All for a guy who can't get his name right๐Ÿ™„ #TimApple

07.08.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18 year old Canadian phenom Victoria Mboko fighting her way into her first WTA Tour Final by beating three Grand Slam Champions(!!) is such a cool story!

07.08.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Mom made this thing that involved lime Jello, a cream cheese based top layer and canned pear halves. Honestly I loved it. #SunsetMagazine

07.08.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Miss United States Files Restraining Order Against GOP Rep. Cory Mills Lindsey Langston reported the Florida Republican to law enforcement for harassment last month.

Rep. Cory Mills is a complete personal trainwreck. Yikes.

06.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2076    ๐Ÿ” 589    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 145    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

In NorCal 90/10 hamburger meat is $10-11 a pound.

06.08.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the Japanese have any interest at all in buying gigantic left hand drive pickup trucks that wonโ€™t fit on their roads.

06.08.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember kids, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

05.08.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 354    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This is complete fantasy. Just an absurd made up lie. The EU is not giving Trump โ€œ$600 billion to invest anyway I want.โ€ They arenโ€™t giving him 1 dollar to invest. It is just astonishing that a president can go on a financial network and lie like this & it barely registers. bsky.app/profile/atru...

05.08.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5735    ๐Ÿ” 1981    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 510    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

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