Lanny

Well, ya know he’s super busy doing… um… fuck all.

Ya gotta admit it's pretty damn funny that the guy who changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War is super butthurt that he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize...

There's no way in hell I'm gonna let people who still wear cargo pants take over my country.

So a combination of Heinrich Himmler and Gollum...

There is no f*cking way he wrote this. 💯

Out of shape goon squad 🤣

49-year-old worship minister Jon Paul Sheptock was arrested on child sex abuse charges. Sheptock possessed and was involved in producing child sexual assault materials.

I was at Berkeley when Annie Hall came out and suddenly lots of young women were dressing like that. Women in menswear has been a thing for me ever since.

In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child.

She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck.

This is not about immigration enforcement.

It's about terrorizing Americans.

I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason. Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

It's so cool that Newt has spent her life as a beloved middle school teacher here in the Central Valley.

A letter from STANLEY KUBRICK August 27, 1970 James T. Aubrey, Jr. Metro Goldwyn Mayer 245N Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90210 Dear James, It has come to my attention that you and your studio are considering producing a sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey" over my objections. My attorney informs me that you hold the option and, legally. there is little I can do to stop you. However, I'd like you to know that I own the tapir bone prop from 2001 - the one "Moonwatcher" throws into the sky. If you attempt to make a sequel, I will cram that temur up your ass so far, it will take an as yet undiscovered alien super-intelligence to figure out how to dislodge it. Seriously, don't fuck with me. Best regards, Stanley Kubrick

“Best regards”

In the late 70's I dated a couple women who dressed like Annie Hall. It was sort of my kryptonite... sigh.

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

He did NOT write this or even read the (multiple pages!!!!) letter.

He did NOT write this or even read the (multiple pages!!!!) letter.

Navy fires commanding officer of USS Wyoming Cmdr. Robert Moreno was fired due to a loss of confidence in his ability to command, the Navy announced.

This is not good. If you scroll down Hegseth has fired a bunch of senior officers including a Navy doctor he fired on Twitter over her "social media use."

I was confusing it with today's 'other' terrible Washington Post piece. It's early...

Nobel prize winners

SAD!

Isn't he the guy who wrote the book claiming that "Well actually torture is good."

Hilarious - Well done @thedailyshow.com

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

Same in 2009 after 23 years with McClatchy. But they did sell one of the CEO’s jets…

CBS reports ICE agents have repeatedly made fake 911 calls. Each time, police found no threat. In Illinois, that’s a felony.

#WarRavagedPortland

Also, not far away from the drag strip was a public rifle, pistol, trap and skeet range built just after WWII. It also was forced to shut down because of noise.

They already shot a US citizen 7 times for following them in her car.

She misspelled ‘thug.’