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07.01.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this happened to me. sorry,

31.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white coat is standing next to a man in a hospital bed Alt: a man in a white coat is standing next to a man in a hospital bed

he’s so cool

02.12.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

putting in the effort to curate is healthy internet living!

21.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Retro Magenta G1 Hot Rod, Legacy Toy-Style Ultra Magnus, and Missing Link toy colors Arcee.

Retro Magenta G1 Hot Rod, Legacy Toy-Style Ultra Magnus, and Missing Link toy colors Arcee.

two thousand and five?!

19.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Missing Link Sunstreaker mounted in a red frame with a white grid background on a black red gradient.

Missing Link Sunstreaker mounted in a red frame with a white grid background on a black red gradient.

19.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Age of the Primes g1 toy-style Ultra Magnus.

Age of the Primes g1 toy-style Ultra Magnus.

ok this ones pretty sick too

12.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Legacy era Squeezeplay, Fangry, and Horri-Bull figures.

Legacy era Squeezeplay, Fangry, and Horri-Bull figures.

the boys are back in town

11.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A big billboard with a picture of Jimmy the frog wearing sunglasses stands outside the city with the text "Get ready for JIMMY COOL". A couple, also wearing sunglasses, look up at the billboard, and one says "I'm not feeling Jimmy Cool." Heathcliff stands by them in front of the billboard, looking annoyed, next to Jimmy, who's stoically wearing the same cool shades.

A big billboard with a picture of Jimmy the frog wearing sunglasses stands outside the city with the text "Get ready for JIMMY COOL". A couple, also wearing sunglasses, look up at the billboard, and one says "I'm not feeling Jimmy Cool." Heathcliff stands by them in front of the billboard, looking annoyed, next to Jimmy, who's stoically wearing the same cool shades.

22 Jul 2025

22.07.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 12
Jimmy, wearing sunglasses, stands in front of a storefront with "Jimmy Cool Life Coach" painted in huge letters on its window. Heathcliff watches from across the street, visibly sad, as Iggy asks him "How's business?"

Jimmy, wearing sunglasses, stands in front of a storefront with "Jimmy Cool Life Coach" painted in huge letters on its window. Heathcliff watches from across the street, visibly sad, as Iggy asks him "How's business?"

10 Sep 2025

10.09.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9
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a good morning picture with purple flowers and butterflies Alt: a good morning picture with purple flowers and butterflies
10.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Optimus Prime Beanie Bouncer. It’s a plush Optimus Prime head ball.

Optimus Prime Beanie Bouncer. It’s a plush Optimus Prime head ball.

Tag reads: Optimus Prime. My birthday is September 17

Tag reads: Optimus Prime. My birthday is September 17

i was gifted Transformers β€œBeanie Bouncers”

Optimus Prime’s birthday is coming up soon

31.08.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kamen Rider Gavv screenshot. Shows room with text overlaid: The Worst is yet to come in the president's scheme! Who will decide the fate of humanity?

Kamen Rider Gavv screenshot. Shows room with text overlaid: The Worst is yet to come in the president's scheme! Who will decide the fate of humanity?

watching THE NEWS

07.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twincast was providing the soundtrack

07.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Studio Series 86 Megatron points a purple gun at Studio Series 86 Optimus Prime, emulating the movie scene.

Studio Series 86 Megatron points a purple gun at Studio Series 86 Optimus Prime, emulating the movie scene.

the purple pew pew comes from a five year old accessory kit

06.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Studio Series 86 Megatron reclines unorthodoxly in the purple throne holding an Energon cube.

Studio Series 86 Megatron reclines unorthodoxly in the purple throne holding an Energon cube.

06.08.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Studio Series 86 Megatron next to Earthrise Megatron

Studio Series 86 Megatron next to Earthrise Megatron

siege Megatron’s reign of terror is over

06.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

why do they call it Dragonair when Dragonite in air at night

22.07.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
legacy steeljaw, rewind, and ramhorn

legacy steeljaw, rewind, and ramhorn

can’t find the blue one rn but wow. finally

19.07.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.07.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Heathcliff and Jimmy the frog walk down the sidewalk. Heathcliff is wearing a pink helmet that says HEAT, and Jimmy is wearing a matching pink helmet that says HUMIDITY, the helmet too big on his tiny frog head. A sweating man and a woman watch them pass from behind a white fence, and the man says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."

Heathcliff and Jimmy the frog walk down the sidewalk. Heathcliff is wearing a pink helmet that says HEAT, and Jimmy is wearing a matching pink helmet that says HUMIDITY, the helmet too big on his tiny frog head. A sweating man and a woman watch them pass from behind a white fence, and the man says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."

07 Jul 2025

07.07.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7
the fifth doctor is smiling and wearing a strange helmet on a screen. subtitles read: WOMAN: What an enchanting smile.

the fifth doctor is smiling and wearing a strange helmet on a screen. subtitles read: WOMAN: What an enchanting smile.

22.06.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Metroplexiglass

11.06.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just noticed the β€œm” in the alt mode. neat touch

for Scrounge it could stand for β€œman, i love being alive”

10.06.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Micronus Prime smaller figure.

Micronus Prime smaller figure.

scrounge scrounge scrounge

10.06.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeahhhh that model is nicer

09.06.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Swan Boy in a Chain of Strength t shirt shouting "FUCK ICE"

Swan Boy in a Chain of Strength t shirt shouting "FUCK ICE"

09.06.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 906    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

it’s the best Nemesis colorway by a mile

07.06.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%

07.06.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0