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Matt Brook

@unusualtimeline.bsky.social

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Mainly with girls. With boys, you only have one dick to worry about.

02.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It gets better once they’re about 8.

01.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I had an intern called Claude Code once. Very productive on Mountain Dew.

28.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, who thinks this little dickslap will increase the likelihood of US military bases in the Middle East in future?

28.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That’s much better than anything Trump could build.

28.02.2026 11:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not sure. But I feel this move by Anthropic should be rewarded.

28.02.2026 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Right, which public commercial AI systems do Anthropic have subscriptions for?

28.02.2026 11:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seems a bit of a shifty justification.

28.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The World’s getting weirder.

28.02.2026 10:00 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

7% of bicarbonate increase in 26 years is quite a large effect.

28.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking lunatic.

28.02.2026 09:29 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So fucked.

28.02.2026 09:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s the iterative search for truth.

28.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taking tea and putting on underpants.

28.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

French people and other inferior chefs. What is your favourite cream to egg ratio when making crème brûlée?

28.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That’s intriguing.

28.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Ok. We’re gonna need a group of paid morons.”

27.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful

27.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Religion is a fixed delusion.

27.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we should go back to the horse and cart.

27.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep. I think that’s a major reason now.

27.02.2026 07:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not even any coconuts.

27.02.2026 07:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good one, Kevin.

27.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s almost as bad as the North Korean Weightwatchers diet.

27.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Magnificent.

27.02.2026 06:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some people do drugs and never find their way back.

27.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0