Isnt that Wilde‽

“…being happy doesn’t mean all those other feelings are suddenly gone. We are all just walking cocktails of emotions that sometimes taste better than they do other times and that’s about all you can ask for.”

Fuck em. Fuck em all.

Learning how to tell stories has become my new special interest. I talk too much to stay totally silent but I can definitely tell a tale.

I’m no journalist but I am one heck of a dungeon master.

Brined and ready. Letssssgooo???

“This face is wheelchair accessible”

#Wickism

…finished the new Dracula movie. Oi

It was pretty ok s’far as vampire movies go. This Dracula is my favorite because FUCK GARY OLDMAN.

Caleb Landry Jones can have it all, back to front.

Can we PLEASE [as a nation in need] bring back yearning for love.

I’ve lived through 3 raptures so I feel like I might be a bit of an expert:

2 stars

Needs more koolaid

Watching HEAVY left leaning censoring on the toktok happening, LIVE.

It’s unreal how fast this is happening.

I guess the revolution WONT be televised.

She: "I can fix him." Him: TURKEY SYRIA IRAQ IRAN EGYPT SAUDI ARABIA OMAN YEMEN @arabboomer

Done. Left them a nice little note about it too.

Yup. I have to unplug it from carplay

a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage

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So Napal voted in a new [temp] PM… using discord.

I am shocked. And amused.

Still a better voting system than what we’ve got going on here in the US. At least it’s accessible.

“why the fuck would I play outside? There’s perverts out there.

Why is the generation that got the most m0lested telling me to go play outside!‽”

Nobody is celebrating a death, I promise you this.

Wanna see folx celebrating death? Wait until the day IT happens.

That celebration is gone be for the books.

We will never be able to defeat evil if we continue to mourn evil when it is defeated.

This bad boy can hold soooo many secrets.

I don’t participate in it very often but when I do a gender I’m most usually Just A Girl ™️

I drank so much coffee…

I imagine this is what an angry Pomeranian feels like?

An app where you can dirtychat with a foreign country person with the purpose of learning a new language.

Call that DirtyDingo.

what part of “NOT NOW - IM IN MY MIND PALACE!” do we not understand? #overstimulated #underpaid

Walk a few steps: sip some salt.
Walk a few steps: sip more salt.

A bit more steps’n guess what?
That’s right biiii!!! DRANK MORE SALT!!

#arapaboutpots

I think it might be time to catch a Ludovico Einaudi concert. My spirit needs it.

Hands down, the best way to end a weekend?

In a hammock watching a storm roll in hard, talking woo with someone who makes you laugh until your sides hurt.

I like being in love.

a redbull, micro mush, orgasm combo could fix me.

#FreeLuigi

“We lie to the cops. We lie to our therapists. We lie to the public. But we don’t lie to each other…

OHANA.”

#wickisms

I could be the marrying type. Why. Who’s askin?

I would brush my teeth sooo good