Isnt that Wilde‽

moisturized.
in my lane.

Is Kid Rock another name for Epstein’s Island or something?

My pop culture references are a bit antiquated.

Paralleled so hard - they’re basically just one n the same

Read in the wild:

“I comfort myself with the conviction that their downfall is written deep in their DNA. Rotten to the core and crumbling. Keep the faith. Being with the ones we love in a meaningful way is resistance.”

I heard Senator Ted Cruz saw his shadow today and Texas preps for another ice storm while he flees the state.

And they say our politicians can’t be reliable.

So ICE is essentially IDF and proud boys?

The PBs I’m not so worried about, they’re dumb as hell.

The other guys play the sounds of cry babies to lure and snipe Palestinians. They are not the same.

Gen Z teens are doxxing their dads on tktok and I could be happier. What a world we live in.

I think I’d look super cute strapped up. And that’s my motivation for learning arms.

I gotta protect my softness at all cost.

“…YOUarrrre abusive!!!
but I also kinda like it sooooo”

In my next book: Jerks Who Like Each Other.

I woke ASAP, no Rocky. Now I’m just spinning my wheels.

get in, we’re doing the arson

Smells like “wrong-princess” in here” #wickism

“…maybe life is a controlled demolition. and you’re SUPPOSED to ruin it forward.”

watching the chipotle worker struggle to wrap my burrito that has a little bit of everything in it

I glow better when i’m in love 💕

"Well, I think age of consent laws ar--"

[opens fire]

That reminds to find and heat up my tea 🙃

I might seem tough but deep down I’m just a lover boy who wants to carry a babe over a threshold.

Happy Day of Celebrating to those who celebrate things worth celebrating!

Blessings to us all.

What I mean when I say let that shit go and watch karma have them.

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Start your walks with the sound of Gojira charging up.

It’ll change your stride I promise.

Listen: we have ONE CHANCE TO GET THIS RIGHT…

Fred Again is Tom from MySpace. Listen to his music. Don’t let him down again.

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My dad: the collector of so many emotional boxes of support cords, tech, phones, n such.

Telling me he probably isn’t autistic.

Me:

I just don’t know what I can trust anymore.

Life is short.
Ragebait your boyfriends.

“Can you yell SHOTGUN at an orgy??”
- Wickism

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I wonder if this is what he meant when he talked about the Big Beautiful Bill

Billionaires are so fucking boring fr. All that money and the best they can do is bang kids & ruin the economy.

I want to host an activity where we all pretend to be birds of paradise.

Is this something to take to a kink party or a burn, I wonder?

“…being happy doesn’t mean all those other feelings are suddenly gone. We are all just walking cocktails of emotions that sometimes taste better than they do other times and that’s about all you can ask for.”