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Joey Guanciale

@joebreslin.bsky.social

a cracked polystyrene man DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™ philly sports aspiring bez when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?

656 Followers  |  454 Following  |  7,611 Posts  |  Joined: 08.07.2023
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homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch with the words `` join us '' written on it . ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch with the words `` join us '' written on it .

you and @di-atribe.bsky.social both!

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02.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

my favorite thing to do is defriend people on their birthday.

facebook gives me that little reminder and my gift to you is you don't have to see my bullshit anymore.

02.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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No Randy Jackson GIF ALT: No Randy Jackson GIF
02.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is giving a fist bump in front of a bookshelf and says `` that 's my gift to you '' . ALT: a man is giving a fist bump in front of a bookshelf and says `` that 's my gift to you '' .

if you buy 6 pounds a year your costco membership pays for itself

02.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

usually I hate when people bring shit from the other place over here but this is good

01.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my biggest lifetime voting regrets was switching to R to vote against Dr. Oz in the primary instead of supporting Malcolm Kenyatta, whom I really like.

I figured I'd vote for whomever came out of the D primary regardless.

01.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman says oh really in front of a wall that says cine awards 2016 ALT: a woman says oh really in front of a wall that says cine awards 2016

perfect Philly day = going to the KOP mall

01.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt says you 're really really good ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt says you 're really really good
01.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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tough one

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01.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Why are you crying? It's just a kid's movie."

The movie:

01.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

so you're saying I'll get faster in 10 months?

01.03.2026 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

really sneaks up on you

01.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I turned 49 at the end of last year and I get it, big time.

01.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

happy early birthday!

01.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I made a bowl licking good truffle alfredo sauce with some truffle butter we grabbed from small world

01.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a single player for the flyers

01.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

former flyer great

01.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bronze cut or bust!

28.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the answer was 14 and @samthesoupgod.bsky.social was the winner!

spaghetti, buccatini, fettuccine, mafaldine, casarecce, treccioni, quattrotini, conchiglioni, paccheri, rigatoni, fusilli, orecchiette, saffron malloredus, orzo

28.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a purple vest and bow tie is smiling and saying you won . ALT: a man in a purple vest and bow tie is smiling and saying you won .

what's your @?

28.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a basketball player is holding a basketball in front of a basketball hoop with his arms outstretched . ALT: a basketball player is holding a basketball in front of a basketball hoop with his arms outstretched .
28.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words it 's a no from me . ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words it 's a no from me .
28.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man says it 's too much while standing in front of a window ALT: a man says it 's too much while standing in front of a window
28.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a green background with the words thanks for playing ALT: a green background with the words thanks for playing

sorry no

28.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

glad that's over.

28.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The existence of this is proof there if there is a god, she hates us.

28.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a woman talking on a phone with the words nooo nooo on the bottom right ALT: a cartoon of a woman talking on a phone with the words nooo nooo on the bottom right
28.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

these always feel threatening

28.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a basketball player with the number 23 on his jersey is pointing ALT: a basketball player with the number 23 on his jersey is pointing
28.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face . ALT: a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .
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