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Joey Guanciale

@joebreslin.bsky.social

a cracked polystyrene man DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™ philly sports aspiring bez when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?

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if losing Phillips and Blankenship means being more able to keep Davis, Carter, DeJean and Q, I'll take it.

Go Birds!

09.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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you mean General Supernintendo? Fingers crossed

09.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hope Jerry lives forever.

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if you loudly complain about someone 'selling out' I can only assume you've never had shit worth someone buying.

09.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.

I felt like I was SO CLOSE on that last one

www.maptap.gg March 9
100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 96🔥 87🎉
Final score: 947

09.03.2026 12:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@kmorganbreslin.bsky.social

09.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the buck stops with the AI program that picked the target

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Look, I know we are far, far past the point where anyone is even pretending this is the case, but if you want a world where rules and laws and society as a whole matter, someone needs to be charged with crimes against humanity for this.

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Philly is a city. New York is THE city.

09.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we were up in the city for the weekend, this was on the highline and chelsea market

09.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I went to dinner with Ali, Hassan, and Saeed last night, we had a really good talk and I'm looking forward to them being a big part of the Rev going forward.

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You know, I haven't BEEN an Ayatollah before, but I've been around Ayatollahs all my life.

09.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Have you seen my Faith, Family, Fatah tattoo?

09.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He's the Schotty of Ayatollahs.

08.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

my dad used to have us play the game Atomic Bomb, which was 'lie down on the ground and do what will happen when an atomic bomb goes off, which is be silent, because you're all dead and dead people don't talk."

I tried it on my nephew when he was being too wild but I guess the 80s just went harder.

08.03.2026 21:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

apparently we also killed the people we wanted to take over

08.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was perfect!

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More walking around

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But will they be grateful?

08.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We need to check out in an hour and we're almost out of toilet paper.

08.03.2026 14:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Katherine's first seafood tower 🍽️🍜

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Usually not a preroll guy but I only brought vapes with me and all the bud on the streets smelled really good.

07.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Maybe she'll change her tune if the coconut bra is for you?

07.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hmm

07.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Si, I think

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Walking around

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