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Screenshots from Our Flag Means Death showing Izzy Hands saying 'You don't know the first thing about piracy, do you? It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothing.'

Today (3 March) marks four years since ‘Our Flag Means Death’ premiered on HBO Max. 🏴‍☠️

The LGBTQ+ comedy follows real-life pirates Stede Bonnet and Blackbeard as sail the seas with their crew and fall in love along the way.

📷 HBO

While I couldn’t donate to the craft fair, I DO have a beta/mentorship opportunity on offer at Fandom Trumps Hate.

If you enjoy talking shop & have some cash you want to point at a good cause - maybe give it a look? 💕

Bidding runs through Mar 7.

fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/79987.html

truly can't believe it's been four whole YEARS since this scene aired and permanently altered my brain chemistry

Post by @ofmdcraftfair · 2 images 💬 0  🔁 26  ❤️ 16 · The OFMD Fandom Craft Market is officially open for previewing! · We are blown away by your talent, creativity, and generosity in submitting 900+ crafts! (As Stede Bonnet would s…

THE FUNDRAISER IS OPEN FOR PREVIEWING! Check out the 600 items dropping on the 5th here: www.32auctions.com/organization...

And get more info about how to use 32auctions over on our longer-form post on tumblr!

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#fandommarket

A screenshot of an Ao3 fic titled "as life gets longer, awful feels softer" By tragicallynerdy Summary: Ed has TMJ. It complicates things. Sex, alright, sex, it complicates sex, because Ed likes oral sex, he likes it a whole fucking lot, so sue him. But it's fine, whatever, he can just take a break from giving blowjobs and eating people out, he can baby his jaw and he won't be in any pain. Well, he won't be in more pain than his usual chronic pain. Excellent plan, 10/10 no notes. Until he meets Stede. And then he's in love, and horny about it, and he wants to give Stede blowjobs like all the fucking time. Well. Shit.

A screenshot of tumblr tags for this fic. They include: OFMD, Ed Teach/Stede Bonnet. Additional tags: smut, disability, character study, TMJ, trans Edward Teach, trans male Ed Teach, trans Stede Bonnet, t4t Ed/Stede, oral sex, vaginal sex, grinding, thigh riding, strap ons, gender affirming sex, gender euphoria, chronic pain, established relationships, but newer established relationships, minor meetcute inclusion, mild hurt/comfort, sucking the strap, Ed Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, POV Ed Teach, Ed Teach has ADHD, author plays fast and loose with terms for people’s junk, breaking the fourth wall, Ed Teach's knee injury, disabled Ed Teach The fic is 19,151 words long.

pspsps hey #Gentlebeard ies, come get your t4t TMJ Ed/Stede smutty disability-focused character study!! because Ed deserves to eat Stede out forever amen

i'm not a GB author, this is my first purely Ed/Stede smut fic, so please enjoy this rare treat

#OFMDfic

archiveofourown.org/works/80525676

Join us March 14th for a delicious but guaranteed mess❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️ CHEESECAKE!

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#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

💜 sending love

two fashionable tiny froggies in robes in here 👀
Ed: www.32auctions.com/organization...
Stede: www.32auctions.com/organization...

a collage of stills from ofmd s1e1

happy birthday babies 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️💜

YOU'VE EARNED IT!!!! 🎓
(free high-res digital download here: ko-fi.com/s/e5b1b60187)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart

AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal.

The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright.

(Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)

“if you love pirates and you hate heterosexuals, this is the show for you.”

taika waititi talking to entertainment weekly about
#ourflagmeansdeath

Yay!

Edited still of Ed Teach in the scene where Blackbeard’s crew raids a ship hosting a wedding (Season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death). Ed’s in Kraken mode wearing his leathers with kohl smeared on his eyes and on his short scruffy beard. He’s looking at a lit number four candle that he is holding above a wedding cake with white frosting and a piped border. There is also a small black flag on the cake with two white twisting mermaid skeletons, one is upside down. The skeleton on the left is holding a spear, and the one on the right that’s upside down has a bleeding red heart in it’s hand. Their hands meet in the middle to form “ED.”

happy four year anniversary to the premiere of ofmd 🏴‍☠️✨

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OurFlagTurns4

Photo of a laptop screen showing a spreadsheet with multiple columns of time periods, amounts, organizations, and organizers. The total sum shown is $401,866.16.

Happy birthday, OFMD! In 4 years we have raised over $401,866.16 for charities and provided over 14,000 meals with Samba and Momentus for the LA Food Bank, all inspired by our love for the show. Maybe we can get to $500k in 2026?

The Fandom Market opens Thursday!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

oh beautiful!!

Blood moon/lunar eclipse, Mar. 3, 2026.

Blood moon/lunar eclipse, Mar. 3, 2026.

Blood moon/lunar eclipse, Mar. 3, 2026.

I got up at 4am to take photos of the lunar eclipse/blood moon. There was a light cloud cover that was not my friend, but I did manage to get some OK shots. There were taken with my Nikon D3100 camera, Sigma DG 100-500 zoom lense.

if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw

omg and it came with free tuition!!

it really is about belonging to something 💜 www.32auctions.com/organization...

Never stop yelling at everyone who uses AI.

Now that AO3 is back up (yay!), you can find the visual reading version here archiveofourown.org/works/56385268

Rated T; 4096 words and, yes, there *are* 2048 in each of the two chapters 😌

(But also go listen to boy's podfic because it is fantastic!)

So it's International Writers' Day and OFMD birthday today.

Double celebration for OFMD fandom!

OFMD season one poster of all members of the crew on it except Frenchie and Jim. Ed is there too looking at the camera from behind

HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY SHOW! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
#OurFlagMeansDeath

😤😔

Ohhhh gorgeous, lucia!!

A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death kissing. Stede is holding Stede in his arms and is dipping him backwards with his hands around Ed’s waist. Ed is holding Stede by the neck and has one of his legs kicked up in the air. Stede is wearing his early s2 outfit with loose fit, dark blue breeches, a white shirt, red cravat, and a dark brown belt and boots. Ed is wearing his leather outfit and has a short beard. His hair is loose. They’re standing on a beach, in front of the ocean and under a blue sky.

Ed, oh, Ed!

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

lmao the dream!!

i successfully tamped down a conversation with my casher (she clearly didn't want to talk either! thankfully!!), and then ANOTHER guy came over to bag and extracted so much out of me despite trying very hard not to answer or deflect AND YET

Throwing down an Olympic gauntlet to @petrichorca.bsky.social and anyone else in the #OFMD fandom who wants to create a small fanwork around the Winter Olympics - deadline March 15 for the end of the Paralympics! If this gets more interest than just two people I'll make a collection on Ao3 for us!

Four watercolor Celtic knot paintings in various colors and patterns. The last one is a scarlet kingsnake.

I just submitted my item to @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social for the auction in support of the American Immigration Council! It's for a commission of a watercolor Celtic knot painting in one of the four styles in the photo in any colors (or snake species) you choose.