Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ

Android is the weird one. Linux kernel, but that’s the only part that is. Everything else is “what if iOS, but you can dick around with it like Windows, with all the benefits and pitfalls that implies”

Spot on with macOS and windows!

Linux is a complete kludge of a desktop OS because so many people made so many different parts of it, and they all have their own idea of what it should be. Servers are a bit better because there are less moving parts.

And embedded? You don’t even know it’s Linux!

You didn’t squeak it first. I totally didn’t notice it.

My usual view when I’m trying to work from home. Nice ear furnishings.

I mean Bill was better than the alternative at the time and despite Hillary not being what anyone really wanted… I would have taken her over the other guy.

What’s the worst that could have happened? Bill passed out drunk and naked on the White House lawn? Ok, that happens every week.

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Ahahahaha everyone is getting their jabs in. The German company that makes the ladder truck they used ran a funny ad too.

The hell, it’s REAL?

And iOS autocompleted it for me?

Dafuq?

It is. I recall reading it somewhere after the Lewinsky scandal.

As Hillary once said “he’s a hard dog to keep on the porch”

I’m just catching up on Gen V but he was a brief gag on the last season of The Boys. Go back and watch it, the dialogue about him is absolute cringe.

And his “theme song” in that episode… I was CACKLING.

Of COURSE it’s called the foxhole. I just realized they’re all wearing “Foxhole” patches too.

That woman has a “I paid how much for this class?” expression.

Cornfield Bomber - Wikipedia

That story is amazing.

‘One of the other pilots on the mission was reported to have radioed Foust during his descent by parachute, saying that "you'd better get back in it!"’

If you count fighter pilots accidentally ejecting from perfectly good planes… we kind of have.

It just kept flying on autopilot until it ran out of fuel.

I love how Bluesky’s automod didn’t realize what is happening here.

And right on the front lawn.

If you in senior role you don’t need more degrees unless you’re not being paid like a senior role should. And as far as that goes you can always negotiate along the lines of “I’m the only one who knows how to do things.”

I’m a contractor, so getting more educated on their dime gives me a big raise.

We had an attack defend lab and at one point the teacher stopped and said “ok, who the hell is already in my laptop? You’re not supposed to do that.”

Oops.

Only class I didn’t get a 4.0 in because I fucked with him. His username was “vimes”

I got in and created “ponder”

If you know, you know.

It’s funny how certain music affects you. I finally got around to digging out my Switch and playing BotW, afinished it so I bought the DLC and when Kass starts playing some old song he has no idea about and it’s the Legend of Zelda theme…

I got chills and started crying. Did not expect that.

Sorry not sorry I stole it.

Allegedly he got it on a bender in Croatia, which sounds about right.

I doubt he’s a Nazi, but holy shit is he reckless as far as what he’s said and done. He’s too dumb to be a senator. Not like plenty of sitting ones aren’t too, but we don’t have to elect another one.

Just remember, it burns twice.

My first thought was “was he plainclothes and they didn’t know?”

But no, he was in uniform. That was just a racist employee.

The manager tried to brush it off and give them cards for free meals, but didn’t acknowledge what actually happened

What *does* the fox say?

But yes, no internet company needs to have my money for long. Only exception is Apple’s savings account, the cash back from my Apple Card goes in there because they have a higher than most interest rate. It takes a long time to withdraw from it, but not if you use it towards monthly payments.

They also took over my used car loan at a far lower APR, and I’d give them my mortgage but I have an FHA from 2012 and you can’t beat that rate anywhere today.

Even tho Mr. Cooper (who the fuck is that? And if you know, you know…) has it now.

I love my credit union. The one thing they don’t allow is sending money via Zelle, tho I can still accept it that way. They either block it because of the rampant scams on it, or because they want you to use PopMoney to send.

They don’t block PayPay, Venmo, or Apple, so I can pay who I need to.

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.

I’m going to trust in the fact that Apple simply does not care about your data. They aren’t making any money off it.

They sell you hardware and software, they don’t sell you. If they were selling your data it would be public knowledge by now.

Oh you know some old phreak that knew too much about their network for them to NOT hire them made that happen.

They don’t own the whole 2600::/16 do they?

Why exaclty?

I mean, where I live it’s either Target or Walmart for most things, and given a choice I’m going to pick Target.

It’s not like they were paying you much anyway.