Miss Messy🌺

Seriously!

I saw the news about the Gulf of America and tbh all I could do was laugh. Buckle up, babes it’s about to be an interesting four years.

Don’t ask me for NOTHING.

Imagine if they came out with an UberEats Wrapped. This year you had 34 McDonald late night orders…I would immediately delete the app 😅

I’ve suffered so yall don’t have to… Factor Meals are just overpriced Lean Cuisines 😑

Thanks yall! Im anxiously turning 30 in June and was considering botox 😅 I think Im tripping

Yall be honest. How old do I look?

I got beef with Shaboozey. But every time I rewatch the Beyonce halftime show I’m like goddamn that man is fine😅

I really want to watch The Six Triple Eight but I really dont fuck with Tyler Perry. Conflicted af 😩

The viral TikTok Turkish pasta hits 😍

Ive been down bad but today is mantainence day! New lashes, nails, and hair will give me a much needed reset ✨

Whats yalls favorite form of #SelfCare?

Had the Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich for the first time in a while… All I can say is all the fights that happened when it first came out were 100% justified. This is an experience worth fighting for

Why is #Mafiathon over already?! I realize I took the daily chaos and entertainment for granted.

Can’t wait to see what Kai does next

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Imma have to look this up. Not as bad as what I was thinking 😅

Im hoping that Im misinterpreting this because what?! 😳

I feel a hermit season coming on. All I care about right now is my mental, physical, and financial health…

I’ll see outside Spring 2025 👋🏿

Just got back from hitting up my hometown’s the local bar. Bout to make my 4th #thanksgiving plate…😅

What number yall on?

We need to know now!!!

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Just found out my closest sibling is “sick” and not making it to Thanksgiving

Potatoes, mayo, mustard, eggs, celery, onion, and pickles

Drake suing Kendrick feels like when the teacher’s pet files a complaint about the valedictorian

If your #Thanksgiving potato salad dont got extra MUUSSTTAAAAAARRRRRRD, I dont want it. Y’all agree?

Respectfully, can all the happily coupled folks posting about how amazing their partners are move to the 'coupled up' BlueSky?

Over here on the single side... it's ghetto and we’re struggling with the holiday blues.

Thanks in advance 💕

Uh uh. There’s a new generation in town, and everyone’s got a role to play in holiday joy.

What are ways those who don’t cook can help on Thanksgiving?

I know the men in my family are going to be mad when I take over #Thanksgiving. Y’all think I’m going to spend weeks planning a menu, days gathering ingredients, and hours in the kitchen just for you to pull up late & sit on the couch watching TV? 😂

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black & white 🖤🤍🩶

I got a Peacock notification that they now have Caillou. This is how you know I don’t have kids cuz how tf Caillou still on?

Are the kids still watching Dragon Tales too?

Thanks girl!

Right?!

Y’all, I did it. I finally got rid of all the grocery bags overflowing under my sink. A true adulting milestone 🙌🏿

My shit be popping off on Threads but not on BlueSky…any advice?