Tim @ Expeditioning

I had to use this San bc it matched the frame the best but I feel like i need a better pc

also this hyunjin is the best pc ever made bc just look at him

just entered a fugue state and bought a bunch of boy paper

my reddit karma ranking a hit bc i dared to say that monolingual people are chopped and unc and i wouldnt date them

I thought the bibimbap king from culinary class wars last season was corny as hell but he's not wrong like bibimbap might actually be the best food ever in the entire world

i don't want to say I hate it here in the best state in the nation but brother....

the irony of Mayor Mamdani announcing 16" of snow being Plowed today too

the elusive center of the venn diagram

steak too tender lobster too juicy moment but i hate the Spring of Deception in sf why is it 75 degrees

ffxiv player who has never played kh (me): Oh the new dungeon is mediterranean themed! How cute!

Every other ffxiv player: KINGDOM HEARTS 4???????

record scratch as I'm shitting my brains out

you may be wondering how I got here

>coffee in the coffeepots
>bagels WITH CREAM CHEESE in the staff kitchen
>no one in line for copies

Soundtrack to my life Hilary Duff's "Perfect Day"

LITERALLY

Y'all i'm going 2 for 2 with dates I found on fucking reddit dot com I should write a guide

i was legit not excited for this date at all and then I got a dress in the mail that I love and makes me look great so now I'm feeling better about going out

it has nothing to do with the movie

chat will you get mad at me if i tell you why i didnt finish watching bugonia yesterday

I know this is very american of me but I think he should sue and so should mbj and delroy lindo idk i think bbc should rot in hell for this

idk why i'm thinking about this now but why was kim possibles dad kindaaa 🫦

not that i mind it being used as an excuse to massage my back but im having serious doubts about being told i have "nice back muscles" like im pretty sure u gotta work for those and i bedrot like 6 hours a day

Had a "right in front of my salad" moment as a boy came to one of my students just now and asked her what she was doing every day this week. I think i'm getting the vibes but ???

While I was eating my salad

i love corporate slop bowls charlie i love efficient bowls of whole ingredients with a little sauce on top! I love them!!

I watched a bunch of videos not creators with tourette's just to learn more about the condition and my main takeaway is holy shit it must be so exhausting like i know it's a tic and uncontrollable but that's still energy and calories being expended to take so much longer to get a thought across...

Couldnt concentrate in the cafe bc a dude behind me sounded like that guy from that cringe tiny desk concert thats like talk sing rapping about being platonic or whatever the fuck and I was so afraid he was going to break out into that song I had to leave

the lil udon place next to my work cafe is about to be sick to death of me

Disappointment Disappointed GIF ALT: Disappointment Disappointed GIF

Yeah the Bafta thing was a terrible situation all around but Alan Cummings' dookie ass apology is what got me heated

Any happiness I wouldve felt for team usa in hockey was immediately vaporized the moment i saw kash patel in that locker room. Immensely disappointed that they didnt immediately swirly him and throw his dork ass out into the snow to -- of hypothermia

almost crashed bc i saw a jade homestuck and rat boy jr on someone's car

i am suddenly so overcome with emotion bc my stupid little lion man is still so cuddly and affectionate at his big ole age
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