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Illustration of a vampire!Zero, leaning over Y'shtola after feeding on her neck. Y'shtola has her face turned from view and is pulling a loosening ribbon around Zero's neck.

a little treat 🍬

#art #ffxiv

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I am so flabbergasted & tearful & grateful & JUST REALLY EMOTIONAL over everything that’s happened around this so-special pup since this saga started on…good god, how was it only Wednesday morning?

That it has meant as much to so many of you fills me up to the brim.

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It's good to know that this goes both ways. I know assessment feedback is there to help, but it's also a dreadful reminder that my marker spent time thinking about me and my work.

I’d be such a bad wizard, every battle I’d just be pulling out the same tired cantrips because I had insomnia again because the tavern was too loud or the dungeon floor too hard and I can’t get my spell slots back

Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.

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They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

Dammit people, add alt text to your images! So many times I see awesome art or cool comics, but can't repost it, because it's not accessible.

A few of my tawny frogmouth photos, taken over the years, in honour of this bird winning 2025 Australian bird of the year. These are much-loved birds. Whenever I share a photo of these, there is a huge response.

maslow's hierarchy of needs but with hollow knight silksong fleas and it says "when you find one of these little guys and he goes "awooo"

Look at her go!
#invertebrates 🌿

there was this brief window where the other liberals had me convinced about the virtues of being nice and not calling other people stupid etc. unfortunately people really are so stupid that i started to feel like i was gaslighting myself by not saying it.

how do monozygotic twins work in belief systems where life begins at conception

Please use alt text when posting illustrations or photos or other images. I realize it feels like an inconvenience if you didn't ever do it at the other place, but folks who need it are a zillion times more inconvenienced every single day.

I need a new video game with a romanceable companion that I can hyperfixate on, I think that'll fix me.

West of Loathing and Shadows Over Loathing are on sale, only funny discounts allowed this time!

(Regretting not setting WoL's price so that 69% off would equal $4.20.)

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32 Chunk crowned winner of Fat Bear Week 2025

Despite a broken jaw, 32 Chunk has eaten his way to the top of the Fat Bear Week 2025 bracket after two years as runner-up in the contest. As one of the largest bears in the annual contest, Chunk was estimated to be more than 1,200 pounds, according to park officials. cbsn.ws/3WhHO7v

i don’t get into arguments on here because i’m really dumb and lazy

fuck, the loporrit earrings

That could've been an email.

This can't be real.

@markdarrah.bsky.social I am really interested to hear your thoughts on the EA buyout and what it will mean for the studios it owns.

I miss fandom wank. More specifically, a community in which to rubberneck other fandoms' fuckery and remind ourselves not to start shit in our own.

hi
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Congratulations, it's a riveting (and infuriating!) book, and you earned its win!

psst: Anyone want a custom character portrait sketch like these? I've got a few slots open. $80 USD each, DM me if you'd like one! I can draw a portrait of pretty much anything in the style of these examples.
Also comes with a 300dpi working-sized file for print!

I am obsessed with this guy on Instagram who makes ice cream using different kinds of trees, then he also makes a spoon and bowl out of the same kind of wood, and the whole time he teaches us about that specific kind of tree?? It’s so cool??

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

Unreal Gold (1998)

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

what's the bet that his buddy just missed and tased him instead