Conor Perkins

In Oz’s darkest hour…🌙✨🫧💜🩷

Happy Halloween, witches.

#wicked

Halloween sneak peek.

Full reveal later today.

They took out the east wing because Melania couldn’t be trusted again after the last time

Inside our minds fr 🥀

In our newest bonus episode “Unseen Genius,” we take you through our experience at #Masquerade, our new favorite piece of theatre.🪞

Watch on YouTube or listen on your favorite podcast platform. Beware- spoilers! We want you to have this mind altering experience for yourself 🎧

My reality as an actor is seeing a breakdown for a “handsome man” and knowing not to submit.

Masquerade is officially the new obsession. So let us tell you why…

❤️🖤🤍

Well somehow it happened…🐥🎀

Conor has forced Caroline into the world of Disney Popmart ✨

Listen, I’m not gonna say for sure we are in the darkest timeline but we ARE in the supidest one.

So Trump is terminal, right?

That’s why we’ve reached peak fuckin acceleration on the Hitler bullshit meter…because there’s no time left for him, yes?

Former Republican election official buys Dominion Voting — a target of 2020 conspiracy theories Voting equipment company Dominion Voting Systems, a target of false conspiracy theories since the 2020 election, has been bought by a firm run by a former Republican elections official.

GOP Strategy 101: Accuse others of doing the exact same things you’re already doing because fuck America, right?

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Impeach. Remove from office.

Throw out every bit of this unamerican cesspool of an administration.

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Season 5 is just around the corner and we want our people to find us! So allow us, your new Disney besties, to introduce ourselves 💜

If you’re looking for a Disney podcast we’ve got you covered. ⬇️

New stuff from me for you to watch and listen to!

I just got a mouth full of bobby pins after my nephew decided to shove about six down the straw of my drink when I wasn’t looking.

If I don’t make it to my next birthday you know who is to blame.

Ooof that’s a tough ask. There’s actually quite a few on this list that I can’t wait to reread…

I think I’ll lean into the standalone aspect for the sake of rereading and some recency bias too. I’d say it’s a tie between Upon a Starlit Tide and The Sword of Kaigen.

So different. So good.

Can’t recommend them enough!

Books Read in September

• JURASSIC PARK by Michael Crichton
• OUT OF THE BLUE by Jason June
• THE SWORD OF KAIGEN by M.L. Wang

A selection of monthly favorites that includes the cover art for “A Gathering of Shadows” by V. E. Schwab under January, “The Fifth Season” by N. K. Jemisin under February, “Sunrise on the Reaping” by Suzanne Collins under March, “The Prospects” by K.T. Hoffman under April, “The Dragon Republic” by R.F. Kuang under May, “The Guncle” by Steven Rowley under June, a tie between “A Psalm for the Wild-Built” by Becky Chambers and “Upon a Starlit Tide” by Kell Woods in July, “A Prayer for the Crown-Shy” by Becky Chambers in August, and “The Sword of Kaigen” by M.L. Wang in September.

Monthly Favorite — September
THE SWORD OF KAIGEN by M.L. Wang

#Booksky

My witty flirty banter game is so on point and people are not taking advantage of that in the way that they should.

Hegseth’s speech was just his Grindr profile repurposed: “no fats, no fems”

actual footage of me playing baseball at age 7

Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday

Kimmel is back tomorrow.

Collective action works. Thank you, Disney.

Let’s stay on the right side of history, yeah?

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We stand up to bullies.

Disney, it’s time to fight.

Democracy may be on its way out but at least I look hot in Gaga merch…?

Are you an Evil Queen? 🍎🪞👑💜

In our newest episode we walk through and rank the new #BathAndBodyWorks Disney Villains Collection. Y’all, the Evil Queen candle smells so good it makes us want to be bad. Watch or listen to the episode out now to hear all about it and the other products in the lineup 🎧

Are you a Maleficent? 🖤🐦‍⬛🐉😈

In our newest episode “Scent of Villain,” we go through and rank the new #BathAndBodyWorks Disney Villains Collection. Which one of us do you think is more Maleficent and which is more Evil Queen? Watch or listen now to find out 🎧

What did you think of the collection? 💜

Want to watch me and Caroline completely forget how to be humans when smelling candles? This episode is for you.

New @poorunfortunatepodcast.com available for free on YouTube and your favorite podcast platform!

This is one of my favorite moments from this last episode. Caroline is out here spittin’ truths and facts.

After a sleepless night of seeing Gaga I still managed to make this for you.

So…please watch it and stuff…thanksies.

I fear this concert will change my life. 🥀💀

Finally, after all these years, I’m seeing Lady Gaga. #MayhemBall