17.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It makes sense that Donald Trump is moving his inauguration indoors.

His incredibly thin skin makes him susceptible to the cold and his heartless nature makes it hard to reheat his body.

17.01.2025 20:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

With Donald Trumps new weather control device, he will help us avoid hurricane season and stop the decimation of chicken populations!

He is calling it - S.H.A.R.P.I.E.: System for Harnessing Atmospheric Resources and Progressive Integrated Engineering

25.11.2024 15:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

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