Jess Whitehead

Turning a murdered child into content by interviewing a basic-ass language model wearing a dead teenager’s face. Absolutely repellent.

Studio Ghibli's is known for its films 'Princess Mononoke', and 'Princess Mononoke 2', and 'EBOSHI: A Princess Mononoke Story'

Zionists become more sweaty and desperate by the hour.

I just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K release of Dirty Work. I’m watching the painstakingly restored Dirtier Cut and I gotta say, some of these jokes work better when they’re toned down for a PG-13.

the first reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is that people should be able to participate in society by playing sports.

the second reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT MORE THAN SPORTS.

Have there been any updates on when we’re getting a second season of Inhumans? We’ve been on tenterhooks waiting to find out more about Black Bolt and Medusa. It’s a shame it’s taking so long, what with Scott Buck being the most in-demand showrunner in television.

I fucking hate people like this because this is the kind of post that turns me into a crotchety old person complaining that the youth are too coddled. I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON AND SHE’S MAKING ME!

The best way to win voters to your cause is to berate them and call them stupid.

Fuck off, you unbelievably racist piece of shit. People like you are what’s dragging down the Democratic party.

The best way to win voters to your cause is to berate them and call them stupid.

WALL-E and EVE

E-Girl and Podcaster Boyfriend

My favorite element of Silver Age comics that James Gunn has managed to capture is “putting Alan Tudyk in everything”.

Pretty sure those are the same guy, Wikipedia.

Bedbug Bret strikes again.

Go fuck yourself, shitbag.

Seriously, how bad does your Smurfs movie have to be for Nickelodeon to take their name off of it? They put out The Last Airbender!

It’s a shame they never made a second album. Their first one was a banger and their picture on the cover was sexy as hell.

Have you tried not being a piece of shit about it?

The first time I ever went to the movies. My dad said he’d never seen me so well behaved before.

“The woke left made me put pedo shit in my game.”

Tired: 2.35 aspect ratio

Wired: 1.37 Academy ratio

Inspired: 1.66 European widescreen

Star Wars hasn’t had a new movie in six years. Classic Mad. Always on the cutting edge.

CW: mass shooting

I found a Snyder bro in Latin America advocating for shooting up a movie theater, just in case you were wondering how unhinged these cultists have gotten over a goddamn Superman movie.

I think I found it! The world’s worst DVD cover. Terrible photoshop heads on other people’s bodies, every name is placed over the wrong actor, and Lukas Haas looks like Adam Driver for some reason.

I will also say that when the AI bubble bursts, I don't think the tech industry is ready for how many people are going to take genuine pleasure in it, even with the economic chaos that will follow. Never in my life have I seen such outright disdain for both tech and its executives

this is a guy you want in the tent and anyone who says otherwise should find themselves on the outside looking in

Because only Jesus knows the safe word.

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

Somebody came home drunk.