*foghorn sound*

Calling it a nervous system just made it a self fulfilling prophecy innit

Where does one go for meme scrolling these days? Looking to get the hell off meta

And then brain swoops back in like well a fine mess you’ve gotten us into hey?
Bitch you left!!!

I don’t actually think I’m a hands on learner. I think my brain just goes on holiday when someone is explaining something to me and I am left to pick up the pieces and make the best of it

a tiktok ban is a huge win for us, the uggos who prefer text based communication

New year, new horrors to stare down and shake my ass menacingly at 😠🍑

What if the blueberries were the friends we made along the way

I’m his rock and he’s Sisyphus.

Date idea: we go out for ice cream. I choose the one parking spot available. It’s in front of a construction site. I execute a 60 point parallel parking manoeuvre. Workers are watching from site and recording, laughing. U break up with me while my ice cream comically slides off my cone.

Do kids have like trending toys still? The last thing I remember seeing everyone having was fidget spinners. What’s the new thing? Do you think there’s a revival window for yo-yos? Maybe i can get good at yo-yos this time around and dunk on the youths

Wow… every dumb thought in the universe… they’ve all landed right here in my head… immediately before I try to go to sleep… amazin

*squaring up* oh what’s that? You’re trying your best and things are really hard? And you’re stubbornly persisting anyway?? Well get loved, idiot! *shadow boxing* Get so cherished right now!! *gives u a lil kiss on da forehead* proud of you!! 👊🏾💋

It is morning and therefore time for both cats to run up and down the hallway a billion times. Quick snack break of crunchies and back to running 🏃🏽‍♀️

New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone A new publisher has claimed it aims to “disrupt” the books industry by publishing 8,000 books in 2025 alone using artificial intelligence.

WOO!! YEAH BOYS!! LET’S FUCKING DISRUPT THESE *checks notes*… novelists…

#booksky 📚
www.thebookseller.com/news/new-pub...

Perfect

Donate to Urgent Aid for Rania's Family in Gaza Crisis, organized by Dara Starks Hello, I am Rania Kawarea, a Palestinian … Dara Starks needs your support for Urgent Aid for Rania's Family in Gaza Crisis

Hello my loves pls consider helping out a desperate family in Palestine. You’d want help if you were in their shoes. gofund.me/9e305528

Oh yes keeping this one in the back pocket for Jan 26

Essential Aid to Sabreen Camp – East Darfur State (El Daein) Darfur Victims Support Organization x Hope and Haven for Refugees

Hi here is a link to do a good thing for people who need some good things right now ok love u and love Sudan 🇸🇩 chuffed.org/project/1170...

Don't think because you saw me wearing five fluffy layers, teeth chattering, tears running down my face that I'm not hard. I'm hard AF

Post your favourite Pokémon. Wrong answers only

“i guess i’m in my slut phase now” i say, removing one of my cardigans

Who up rn jankin they ipe

Hell ye

Ey I’m saltin ere

Legal scholar Adil Haque correctly comments: "The ICC does not compare States or armed groups with each other. The ICC compares each individual's conduct with their legal obligations. The ICC does not ask whether X's war crimes are worse than Y's war crimes. For the ICC, a war crime is a war crime."

It feels like we are watching the place slowly collapse in on itself. Removing accountability for anything or anyone no matter what as long as u support them, where does it end? It’s an authoritarian state but they won’t admit it

This made me smile idk it is just good