Nick Martucci

there are only two kinds of people

non-binary people and non-non-binary people

if i can play devil’s advocate for a second

his fiddlin’ sounded objectively cooler than johnny’s

there’s no way that thing went down the way mr daniels claimed

i kind of think he deserved that dude’s soul

he earned it fair and square

the only two people who should ever listen to what i say are the people who want to and the people who need to

otherwise i am just some guy saying some shit and i am truly sorry to bother you

Every time, it’s like “surely this man-made horror will be the one, and yet here I am, once again, comprehending it.

Capitalism is one of the most successful slavery-laundering schemes in history

What’s everyone’s retirement plans? Lawsuit payout? Lottery? Heist? Generational wealth? Die earlier?

they say the housing market is out of control, but you can still find a place for a quarter million dollars

You know what they say about making assumptions. You make an ass out of ump and tions. I don’t know why they say that. Tions isn’t even a real word. People just say things, you know?

I’m sick of being left high and dry. It’d be nice to be low and wet for a change.

“Shareholder” is just a wild oxymoron that’s allowed to be an all-powerful entity, but “paycheckparasite” isn’t a word yet.

A GRINING AMERICAN FLAG SKULL "DONT LIKE AMERICA ? WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE IT????? IMAGINE CRYING FOR THE FLAG " - CANT SAY I WAS EVER A BIG FAN OF IT ALL BUT DAMB ITS NOT GOING SO HOT THESE DAYS IN THE OLD USA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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A SKELTEON LOOKEN AT THERE PHONE TRYEN TO DECIDE THE BEST WAY TO TELL THERE BOSS "NO' BUT THERE NOT EVEN THINKEN ABOUT TELLEN EM 'YES' BECUASE WETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT DA WORKER IS PERFORMING DA LABOR AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST THEFT ,YUOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE POWER IS AND AT THE END OF DA DAY THEY AINT GONGA HIRE SOME ONE TO REPACE YOU SO FUCK IT ! YOUR DOING THE WORK AND THATS WHAT THEY GET , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER NO THANK'S SORRY CAN'T NO NOABUNGA NO, YOU WONT GET FIRED,THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH ,AND YOU WONT BE REWADED IF YOU SAY YES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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I WILL NEVER VIOLATE "TERMS OF SERVICE " BUT ITS INTETESTING HOW ITS AGAINST THE T.O.S OF EVERY APP AND SITE TO SAY "WHAT EVERYONE SHOULD DO" OR " WHAT SOMEONE SHOULD DO" , ITS FUN TO POST BUT THIS AINT WHERE THE REVOLUTIONS GONNA HAPPEN, AND BTW U SHOULD LEAVE YOUR PHONES AND SMART WATCHES INSIDE IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO "TALK ABOUT IT IRL" , DA TEXT " TERMS OF SERVICE OF EVERY SERVICE PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WHAT SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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TAKEN A DUMP SUCK'S BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THAT STUFF,,, IN ORDER TO CHANGE ANY THING IN YOU'RE LIFE U MUST BE WILLING TO BE UNCOFORTABLE, U MUST BE WILLING TO SWEAT WHEN SOME ONE MAKES EYE CONTACT, U MUST BE WILLING TO BECOME KNOWN AS A PERSON, YOU MUST GET UP AND MOVE WHEN EVERY CELL OF YOUR BODY TELLS U TO REMAIN STILL ON YOUR PHONE!!! YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING!!! YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST FLESH AND FLUID'S MOTHER FUCKER!!! YOU ARE A POWERFUL BEING AND U DEFY THE INERTIA WHICH SOCIETY SEEKS TO PUSH INTO YOU AT ALL COST'S!!! YOU ARE POWERFULL!!!!! YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CHANGE ANY THING ABOUT YOUR WORLD YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THIS SHIT AND YOUR ABOUT TO GRAB IT BY DA NECK AND RIDE IT INTO THE REST OF THIS YEAR MOTHER FFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU , AND IF U TRUST IN ADMIN, U ARE TRUSTING IN YOUR SELF , ALSO DA TEXT " NEVER GIVINT A SHIT, ALWAYS TAKING ONE: TIME THEFT THOUGHT TO MUCH ABOUT SOMETHING, ANXIETY, FOOD TREAIN COMING THROUGH, LACTOCE INTOLERANCE, GOT THE COFFEE PROBLEMS, GOOD PLACE TO HIDE AT WORK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Don’t keep a system of oppression on life support in the hopes of returning to a “normal” that that led us here in the first place.

This empire is no longer sustainable. And like every colonial empire before it, it must and will fall. And, like every colonial empire before it, it’s lashing out with every bit of power it has left as those in power barricade themselves in its corpse.

Your representatives knows. Your senator knows. Every elected official knows. They are on the side of the government in the war of the government vs the people. If anyone in power was going to stop this, they would have. Let the myth of a heroic America die. We’re in the “fall” part of its history.

WHY SOULD I PAY BILLS ????? THERE JUST GONNA CHARGE MORE AND MORE EVERY FUCKEN YEAR AND NOW ITS A NEW YEAR SO THERE CHARGING MORE ALREADY , THATS WHY THE DREAM FOR DA RULING CLASS IS COLONYS ON MARS, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN MAKE US PAY FOR THE AIR, THEY HVENT FIGURED OUT A WAY TO DO IT ON EARTH YET, BUT WATCH TOTAL RECALL (1991) AND THEY TURN OFF AIR FOR THE WORKING CLASS BECAUSE THERE MAD AT THEM, SO IF THEY TELL YOU GET YOUR ASS TO MAR'S DONT BE LIKE ARNOLD "STAY ON EARTH, IT FUCKEN SUCK'S BUT IT COULD BE WORSE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OH SHIT I FREGOT TO TYPE DA TEXT "WHY SHOULD I PAY BILLS EVERYTHING IS 50% WORSE AND COSTS 50% MORE IT CANT BE BOTH " - SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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- DA SKELITEN GIVES THERE PRONONCEMENT!!! " A HAMBURGER SHOULD NEVER COST MORE THEN $6.00 " NO NATION WHO DEFYS MY LAW SHALL BE CONSIDERED TO HAVE ANY MORAL STANDING "DA PEOPLE GOTTA EAT , AND WE WANT BURGER'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IM RIGHT

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A SKELATEN WRITIG "NO THANK'S" IN THE AIR WHILE THERE CHILLIN OUT ON THERE HORSE AND CONTEMPLATIN THE NATURE OF TIME,,, AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE WHERE THIS THING IS GOING YA GOTTA START ONLY DOING DA SHIT YOU NEED TO DO FOR YOUR SELF AND YOUR PEOPLE, IF WERE LIVIN IN A WORLD WHERE THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU DONT DESERVE TO GO TO THE DOCTER, YOU DONT DESERVE A PLACE TO LIVE, YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE FOOD OR CLEAN WATER, WHY WOULD YOU GROVEL TO THEM FOR REWARDS??? IF YOU MAKE YOUR COMPANY MILLION'S OF DOLLERS ALL YOUR GONNA GET IS A STICKER ON YOUR DAMB REPORT CARD AND AN EXPLANATION OF WHY THEY CANT AFFORD TO GIVE YA A RAISE, AND BESIDE'S ALL THAT IF I WANTED SOME ADVICE FROM A BUSINESS BRAINED RAW MEAT EATING SCHOOL SHOOTER I WOULD JUST GO BACK TO POSTING ON TWITTER, AND DA TEXT SAYS "WORK HARD AND YOULL BE REWARDED, NO THANKS, I DONT WANT EITHER OF THOSE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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SPOILER ALERT I DIDNT EVER THINK THAT LMAOOOOO , A COWBOW SKELITEN SMOKIN A FAT JOINT SITS ON A BARREL, AND THEY SAID "IM ONLY GONGA SAY THIS ONCE PARDNER, IF I EVER BELIEVED THE GOVERNMENT WAS GOING TO PROTECT ME, I DONT NOW!!!!" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Watching The Last Man on Earth (2015 - 2018) for the first time since it ended. This is the first thing that appears on screen. And then Will Forte lookin all last man on earthy. So, if you’re me, this show has aged like a magic trick. Really ahead of its time.

Do people really love music festivals or do the masses just yearn for the normalization of midday concerts? An encore before sundown? The dream.

I liked this little guy as a 12-year-old, even if it broke the family desktop. And that’s what everybody is using for everything now and it also destroys the environment now for some reason. If only we knew now what we knew then.

AI is sometimes unfairly compared to Microsoft’s Clippy, but there’s a much more one to one comparison. It’s just a reskinned Bonzi Buddy, but instead of a cute, fun gorilla, or even a bug-eyed paper clip, you just get a text version forced into every aspect of your life.

But if we just turn the Internet off, reboot it from its last non-corrupted save state, and lock out corporations, marketers, and governments this time, it’s a digital societal reset for the massively larger digital society we’ve become since they started breaking it decades ago.

AI isn’t a danger because it’s going to get “too good” at anything. It’s a danger because a bunch of dumb but effective snake oil salesmen convinced a bunch of people who either assumed they were smart or never understood technology anyway to put it into EVERYTHING. And none of them are IT guys.

All of this to say, I need you to trust me as someone who grew up with the internet. I don’t mean like I used the internet when I was a kid. I mean like the internet and I went to the same elementary school. We were buddies. AI is just a worse version of me and my buddy, the World Wide Web.

I can do some Google searches and then give you the gist of what I found. I’ve been using Google since their “I’m Feeling Lucky” button was a point of pride. They were so good, you could enter a search term, click “I’m feeling lucky,” skip the results, and go directly to the first hit, and it worked

Word. Excel. PowerPoint. Access. Outlook. I have a license that I had to pay money to get in high school that says that I am certified in all of that. “Advanced Knowledge Of All Microsoft Office Programs” under Special Skills as I was being forced into the rat race at 15. I’m your guy.