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(he/him) born with a tail director at wisecrack sketches, videos, other stuff, and more

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We spent like an entire summer talking about how mad we were about this... and we were RIGHT!

04.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also elections!

04.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We're LIVE AS I WRITE THIS! It's time for Vagrant Story! We're gonna beat this game! IT'S CORPSES FOR ASHLEY! Then ... the next Ivalice game ... whatever that is! Join me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, @iffywizardry.bsky.social and Tim! at www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

04.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

I have mixed opinions about like "dems on rogan" and shit but not this ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS

03.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS IS A GOOD JOKE!

03.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear to god if they take jokes about being Jewish from us I'm gonna REALLY lose it.

03.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 50    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know it's secondary to the ... horrific patch, but I really think I could poke my finger all the way through his very thin neck skin and touch the various cords and tubes, but I bet if I did he'd leak so much putrid gravy...

02.03.2026 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He got elected because the butcher of beirut wasn't butchery enough, that's not what happens when you are conflict avoidant.

02.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
An older Tumblr post from 2022 where the now-deactivated OP posts KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY with a picture of Bill Nye edited to look malevolent. Two more users reply with "*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL*" and "VIOLENCE RULES!"

An older Tumblr post from 2022 where the now-deactivated OP posts KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY with a picture of Bill Nye edited to look malevolent. Two more users reply with "*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL*" and "VIOLENCE RULES!"

The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline

22.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 3499    🔁 1250    💬 1    📌 0

It's really bad when a bad world makes us worse, but it's so very hard to fight it. When someone feeds us to sharks it's hard not to hate them and the shark even if it makes whatever good is inside us get a little twisted and rotten. It is very sad.

02.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It extra sucks because of how enabled it has been by so many prominent Jewish institutions! I really hate those guys!

02.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"You seem mad! Why? Didn't you hear about forever? Forever! That's the most remembered you can get!"

02.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good kids respecting their elders

02.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Paramax View

02.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The most law abiding stretch of my life

01.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The way these folks hate narrative and just want mechanized power fantasy is really wild. They just want a firm set of rules they can follow to feel like the best most powerful guy and the idea that games, or art, or life can be anything but that makes them SO MAD.

28.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dark day for the legacy of the FIFA peace prize.

28.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

But Talarico has a significant track record of doing really good work in Texas as well. He's not like a random guy. I think Crockett could win and do great but acting like there's Only One Good Outcome is wild to me!

27.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I mean. Maybe optimistically I think that there's enough anti Paxton in particular sentiment to reset that energy by November.

27.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The question is like will the animating energy of the primary lead into general turnout or will there be pouty losers (i kinda think the latter because of other factors that are driving turnout)

27.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mega RIP

27.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok cool.

27.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a feeling. Thank you for this.

27.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I'm just asking what gatekeeping is happening?

27.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I truly do not get what argument you're trying to make here? That the party should have invested a plan in a campaign that didn't exist? And it's gatekeeping because of that? What are you talking about?

27.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It isn't gatekeeping to say knowing what is happening influences the strategy as chosen. That's just sorta the nature of time...

27.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alao again this is my frustration re outside of texas folks discussing the politics. Many people, me included, would prefer Talarico for gov and Crockett for senate but because she wasn't a part of the conversation at the state convention and came in late that isn't possible, which sucks

27.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Yeah this would have been preferred, and I 100% hate the pac ads. The campaign didn't run those and I think the PA pushing them was a fucked up choice and a huge error.

27.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's just a meaningful concern. I alao don't really get the issue here. I have a preferred candidate and the argument that only one has a chance to be good belies a misunderstanding of the fact that both are good one isn't uniquely better suited to the political task. I don't get the animus here.

27.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

I didn't deny that, and they have distinctly different backgrounds and policy approaches. They also have different strategies and priorities this is like on the record also significantly Talarico started his campaign much earlier and Crockett entered at the deadline, which effects the primary.

27.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1