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@tailboi.bsky.social

(he/him) born with a tail director at wisecrack sketches, videos, other stuff, and more

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I hate musical theater it's like ... real people don't just break into song whenever they have a big thought. It's cosplaying as a real play and shorthanding the dialog and subtext into songs. I am very smart to think this.

07.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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WizWorldLive - Twitch WizWorld LIVE #293: Wrath of the Thunder Gods! | Stuck in the Freeport with Thundo (LUX) | Travel is Evil | No TSA Allowed |

I'm on this WONDERFUL SHOW - WHY NOT TRY ENJOYING IT! www.twitch.tv/wizworldlive

07.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no problem! congratulations!

06.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno if you're still looking but DM me if you are I think I might have it.

06.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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PixelGoblins - Twitch Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins

IT'S SLAY THE SPIRE TWO NIGHT! COME CHECK IT OUT WHILE WE (me and @dunots.voidsent.com) LEARN ABOUT IT! THE FUCK ELSE YOU WANT FROM ME!!?! www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

06.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

it's sick how demonstrably empathetic this dude's responses have been.

05.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I HATE THESE PEOPLE!

05.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FightOpera - Twitch FIGHT OPERA is the answer to the question, what if a group of artists, performers, wild animals, and feral goblins came together to put on a show, with the only constraint being that everything must t...

www.twitch.tv/fightopera We are LIVE and REWATCHING Absolutely No Wrestling Live! Join us for THE MAGIC!

05.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Events of Absolutely No Wrestling Live!!
YouTube video by Fight Opera The Events of Absolutely No Wrestling Live!!

hey fuckos watch this for once! youtu.be/Mx5pDn0g2eA

04.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I think that's kinda what I'm getting at. I think there's an ascribable cause either way and the distinction is becoming less and less material and his resistance to try and draw it out or articulate a response is ... disheartening as is the refusal to put his feet to the fire on it.

04.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I still kinda think he's not antisemitic just Very Dumb (which to me is also probably disqualifying) but BOY is it getting harder and harder to believe in that case.

04.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I almost peed on doug benson

04.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're seeing this, thank you for being around for our First Year!

We started on St. Patrick's Day

04.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

In part because like they're really going for like ... 5-10 mimetic moments or images and the rest is gravy, and while I see the like ... strategic value there or whatever it sucks and it isn't why I watch movies and it bums me out as a screenwriter!

04.03.2026 15:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah they are not never but rarely funny movies with silly premises. They are usually movies with silly premises that have no moves outside the premise. Like you can imagine Sharknado having a bunch of fun bits that relate to the Sharknado but are independently interesting but they don't do that.

04.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

plus the premise is doing too much of the work "this thing exists isn't that weird" isn't really dramatically or comically interesting but the best move the movies have is to point at their premise over and over and that's not really a story or a style that works.

04.03.2026 15:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

To me it is a question of sincerity. All of those things come across not like the people who made them thought "this idea is so fun and we're gonna do it in a cool way for people to enjoy" but rather "this is so dumb and goofy people will irony laugh" and fishing for that makes the shit feel shallow

04.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We spent like an entire summer talking about how mad we were about this... and we were RIGHT!

04.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also elections!

04.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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PixelGoblins - Twitch Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins

We're LIVE AS I WRITE THIS! It's time for Vagrant Story! We're gonna beat this game! IT'S CORPSES FOR ASHLEY! Then ... the next Ivalice game ... whatever that is! Join me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, @iffywizardry.bsky.social and Tim! at www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

04.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

I have mixed opinions about like "dems on rogan" and shit but not this ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS

03.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS IS A GOOD JOKE!

03.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear to god if they take jokes about being Jewish from us I'm gonna REALLY lose it.

03.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 49    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know it's secondary to the ... horrific patch, but I really think I could poke my finger all the way through his very thin neck skin and touch the various cords and tubes, but I bet if I did he'd leak so much putrid gravy...

02.03.2026 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He got elected because the butcher of beirut wasn't butchery enough, that's not what happens when you are conflict avoidant.

02.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's really bad when a bad world makes us worse, but it's so very hard to fight it. When someone feeds us to sharks it's hard not to hate them and the shark even if it makes whatever good is inside us get a little twisted and rotten. It is very sad.

02.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It extra sucks because of how enabled it has been by so many prominent Jewish institutions! I really hate those guys!

02.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"You seem mad! Why? Didn't you hear about forever? Forever! That's the most remembered you can get!"

02.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good kids respecting their elders

02.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0