Sarge The Destroyer

I'm not normally a hot take guy, but let's be honest, an FBI led by Kash Patel couldn't find an elephant in a Volkswagen. If I go missing while that fucking wonky-eyed hobbit is in charge, just write my obituary and send some flowers to my mom.

Kid Rock makes music for people who like rap but hate black folks.

I know I'm not supposed to respond to scam texts, but I'm intrigued.

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping.”

-- Hubert Reeves (1932 - 2023)

I'm in. Let's unfuck America!

Don't Trust Your TV Wolves In Sheep's Clothing

Yo, read my substack. It's free.
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Thank you. Cellphone camera for the win.

Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.

So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...

Man faces federal charge in killing of Ukrainian woman on Charlotte train The Justice Department has charged a man with the fatal stabbing of a Ukrainian refugee on a North Carolina commuter train.

Apparently, the only way to get the US Government to give a shit about the safety of Ukrainians is to bring them to America.

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This could be us but you playin, @massgov.bsky.social.

YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune YouTube creator Joshua “KingCobraJFS” Saunders has died at 34 in Casper, Wyoming. The cause of death is under review.

RIP Cobes. Dude was a legend.

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At this point, Lindsey Graham is the only person who doesn't know that Lindsey Graham is gay.

I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?

A Viking funeral, but you deep fry me in batter, then finish me with powdered sugar and strawberries and serve me up like a funnel cake.

"McDonalds is the place to rock." - Wesley Willis

i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy

I'm not sure how or why mothman became a queer icon by I 100% support this.

I don’t want a career. I want to stay home and write cute little book reviews no one asked for.

Nothing to see here, folks.

It kind of blows my mind that RFK Jr has more holes in his brain than any other Kennedy.

Not sure. I'm not much of an arborist.

I'm pretty sure they just grow little trees.

Jellyroll makes music for people who buy their jewelry and motor oil in the same place.

There is a loneliness epidemic amongst young conservative men and I am shocked. You'd think women would flock to someone who's built their entire personality around Wintergreen Kodiak and overt misogyny.

This is my favorite break-up of all time.

Shout-out to my gym cleaning crew for using so much bleach, the naked old guy had a flashback to World War I.

THIS IS so TRUE!
"Planting the garden instead of ripping it out" is what really spoke to me!

I have a bad feeling about this.

ffs how many years in a row did I shit my pants at the zoo, I hate facebook memories