Asqrrl

Only thing I’m booking a trip for is my bed. The prices are already up.

This is a direct violation of 1st amendment rights and if those athletes are really bout it they would sue the university.

Yall I can’t get my back to stop hurting. Stretching strengthening neither is working.

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. 🥺

Performance evaluations need to be abolished for those performing at or above expectations.

Welp let me shower and go to bed

Hmmm

Let me go to the other account

God knew…
They made my pizza wrong, remade it and gave me the wrong pizza.

God knew I didn’t deserve to be bombarded with the nasty church kids and rewarded me.

Yes I can eat the incorrectly made pizza.

My knee was hurting all day yesterday
Came outside today and sure nuff it’s been raining

Some of the best hole there is

The church crowd just got here and their kids are running around everywhere.

I need my food asapually

Oh yall talking relationships….
Let me go find food and try again later.

{mumbles} what the heck my single ass gotta do to {incoherent dialogue}

A trans, positive, conservative on hookup apps…..
Bish what?

The audacity.
The gall.

The sweetest pineapple just makes me melt

And when the world needed him most, he vanished

Let me know if yall start posting

Is it 5 yet

Target did all that reversal of policies that nobody asked or forced them to announce for a small population who doesn’t shop there alienating the large population that does. Know who you are as a brand and stick to it.

I’m tired of “luxury” apartments and its bare minimum industry standards.

Why do I pay almost 1600 for an apartment that doesn’t have a sink sprayer faucet and no pantry in the kitchen.

This drag queen’s wig is never melted or blended in and I wanna know why

And it’s not sustainable

When yall casting for an averagely attractive gay dating show. Call me. I’ll do it. I got like 5 months of pto/sick leave saved up.

EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEE geeeet sooooooooo
Weak in the knees
I can hardly speak
I lose all control and something takes ooooova me
In a daze i feel so amazing
It’s not phase I want you to staaaaaay with me

Oh oh I’m sorry hahahaha{awkwardly smiles}hahahahaha {puppy dog eyes stare}hahaha

I know. On one hand I count my blessing cuz I could if I wanted but it wouldn’t be a smart decision. It’s just here housing is ridiculous without the industry to match. More than half the population can’t afford to live in this town.

Why is dating on dating apps so hard

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing a crown . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing a crown .

The people:

a person is laying on a roof with their feet up . ALT: a person is laying on a roof with their feet up .

I had two fruited sours after eating a large tangerine two cookies two cups of popcorn and a plate of bbq chips with 4 bottles of water & a can of ginger ale all day.

If you ever needed a pair of @sirxcarter.bsky.social wear now is the time.