WILL

every time something doesn’t kill me i get closer to doing it myself

i need to **** his *** ** **** into **** **** that he ***** my *** *** *** **** ***** *** ******* an ********** ********

all i did was ask if i could dip it in fun dip powder and you’re looking at me like i’m crazy?

why the fuck did i have to grow into a world where none of the things i was excited about adulthood exists anymore

genuinely when do some of you sleep

maroon 5 is to me what katy perry is to straight guys

pair of socks

alternatively,

i think you did pretty well in the face of adversity, no?

nah, you’re like if your mom and your dad had a baby, but then decided to fuck it up a little <3

i am the hottest man on the planet specifically only when it’s 1am and no one is awake to fuck me

maroon 5 has tboy swag and i can’t put my finger on why

fastest repost of my life

im the gay magician. for my first trick, i'll make your cum disappear [gets on my knees]

i may not have been an easy child, but at least i had my priorities in order

in this scenario i am egg william and i’m still living in my parent’s carpeted basement that i methodically spread glitter over every square inch of when i was 7 and again when i was 9

fuck everyone im listening to maroon 5 and using my mind to craft a perfect replica of club penguin in my subconscious

not religious, but praying that everyone who touches kids a very die and rot in hell

not to get political on here, but i need to suck his dick in such a way that history books will remember us as ‘close friends’

i’ll throw your ass in a skircle

tumblr sun
bsky moon
notes app rising

its not even bedtime yet

black coffee is for people who hate themselves performatively and i stand by that statement

starting to listen to justin bieber in the big ‘26 just to annoy my coworkers

what the fuck am i supposed to do with all this ass

don’t you dare look at me the way he did

god sacrificed his only son, but draws the line at abortions? be fucking for real, brenda

can’t decide if i love abortions or garlic bread more

jesus wept? big deal. i do that whenever my bills come through

i was raptured on september 21st, 2009, and all i got was a fucking headache