Twice

I love him. He's great.

Fat belly, black jeans, and a LOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG Jacket.

Well, no one called the cops, so I'm going with that. My esteem really needs the boost.

I did that the other day when I spilled coffee on my jeans. Was on the backporch that faces the busy street outside my apartment in my tighty whities and a ripped shirt that barely hangs above my belly. I got honked at.

Happy Rump Hump Day! Care to take the undies off?

O no. No se, Pig. Mi Español es mierda.

Si.

you could stay at home and do your usual saturday night thing or you could come over and play with my butt. what’s it gonna be?

But you gained augmentation, the knowledge of thousands of species, a rockin' hot body catsuit, a badly forced romance nobody wanted to see (chakotay didn't deserve 7) and your humanity back?

Every fat jackalope should be in tighty whities. It's the law.

Whoop his ass, Julian!

I fell asleep waiting for cyberpunk to update the other day. It was only twentyish minutes for the update, I fell asleep for two hours on the couch. My back still hurts.

Day one of Locktober. It will be my first attempt at a funny month, wishing all my fellow locked pups good luck. #Locktober #gaypup #tightywhities

I was Ultraman one year, then I was Gridman another. Then I was Gridman again. GRIDDDBEAAAAMMMM!!

I made a ziti yesterday and it was awful. New recipe, inedible. Waste of money, especially with how little I have. Husband didn't mind, but I did. Hard earned money spent on an entire meal that we couldn't eat. Meat and dairy aren't cheap anymore, eggs are def not cheap.

Suck your poppa's cock

Front view or back view?
With undies or without?

If you meet @bigolbear53.bsky.social at some sex club or party, that man has a very tasty cock.

Nice try, but I stay free and hard. Even after finishing.

Happy birthday! I bought a vibrating wand recently. It can make me cum pretty fast tbh.

Ur so round, fam. Good job.

Plus the constant NBC jokes, like ugh. Boot lickery, bad comedy, racism, sexism, just bad writing (mindy kaling can't write not sorry she's not a good comedy writer).

Tbh that show has always struck me as corpo-propaganda. "Look how much fun work is, look these people are your family, look you can't be mad at corporate they're "human like us", look you can be silly at work, work is your home". Idk. It always rubbed me the wrong way.

I love Silent Hill and keep seeing all the talk about the new combat system 👀 Has anyone played it yet? Wondering if it's worth buying! 😋

Unrelated, but I cried twice when I read Mieruko-Chan. That thing with her pregnant teacher and that thing in the diner with The Godmother. I just couldn't help but lightly cwy.

Yay birthday!

Make sure you pay your TV license too. Oh and wear some clean pants, or as you yanks say, clean tighty whities with a hole cut out in the back.

Agreed. I can't stop thinking about my husband's dick and how badly I want to and NEED to suck it.

I think I'm spiraling out.

I found a mod that has basically every in-game item and bulk scrap. But I think that mod is what keeps locking me out of Diamond City.

Tbh, it's the only way I can play the base game. Highest difficulty, legendary mod and scrap/junk stockpile mods. Otherwise it feels like a pointless grind.