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Tall Paul, of House Atreides

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Notorious spoil-sport. Fun-roomba. Hedge witch.

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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

04.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7983    πŸ” 1318    πŸ’¬ 810    πŸ“Œ 598

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7288    πŸ” 1474    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 68

this war has already wiped out the stated gains from what DOGE did last year lol

03.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1452    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

A lot of the chuds on Twitter are hyping themselves up for this by talking about how they remember seeing the hostage crisis on TV and it's a great reminder that only Americans get to hold grudges; if someone says "America killed my family so I want to kill Americans," they're a terrorist

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I went to one of those H.R. party night things and it was…grim. It’s all giving Tumblr SuperWhoLock energy (derogatory)

03.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hiring the dregs of Liberty Law School for the DOJ is the legal equivalent of drafting 13-year-olds into the infantry

03.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2101    πŸ” 453    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 10
β€œDo not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

β€œDo not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

03.03.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2903    πŸ” 600    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

Not. Fucking. Groovy.

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lol at the tourists in dubai being like β€˜what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

02.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3951    πŸ” 452    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 8
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13254    πŸ” 4230    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 165

It's been wild to watch as some ostensibly liberal people like Debra Messing have just had their brains fried by algorithms since October 7, 2023, and are now indistinguishable from the most hardcore MAGA supporters.

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Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

28.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5687    πŸ” 1818    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 28
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From US admin official background briefing recording listening to, seriously question if US negotiators understood what Iranians were proposing. One official keeps saying acronym for β€œIAEA” wrong.
They seem astonished Iran would not agree to the US supplying them nuclear fuel
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They took as suspicious proposals that Iran saw as concessionary.
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Explains why Oman FM tried to come to DC to explain what US negotiators may not have fully understood
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Am not saying what Iran proposed would have been enough, I dont know, but it seems US negotiators did not have the expert guidance to understand it correctly

Post See new posts Conversation Laura Rozen @lrozen Β· 2h From US admin official background briefing recording listening to, seriously question if US negotiators understood what Iranians were proposing. One official keeps saying acronym for β€œIAEA” wrong. They seem astonished Iran would not agree to the US supplying them nuclear fuel Laura Rozen @lrozen Β· 2h They took as suspicious proposals that Iran saw as concessionary. Laura Rozen @lrozen Β· 2h Explains why Oman FM tried to come to DC to explain what US negotiators may not have fully understood Laura Rozen @lrozen Am not saying what Iran proposed would have been enough, I dont know, but it seems US negotiators did not have the expert guidance to understand it correctly

On top of all the reporting that this war of aggression was planned well in advance, it seems that the reporting also indicates that the US political leadership are quite literally too stupid to understand basic diplomacy. I mean literally not smart enough.

28.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8187    πŸ” 2458    πŸ’¬ 232    πŸ“Œ 238
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she’s such a willing propagandist it’s disgusting

28.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5249    πŸ” 446    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 42

*Mario voice* here we go!

28.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4772    πŸ” 589    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 8

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

10.01.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9675    πŸ” 1981    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 61

Jesus, it's true. apnews.com/article/mela...

28.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 793    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 27

Oh, so you’re like STUPID stupid.

28.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The administration that rapes schoolgirls with impunity has no problems with bombing them either.

28.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long blonde hair and a beard is smiling and says that 's worth nothing ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is smiling and says that 's worth nothing
28.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely cannot wait to watch **** ************ **** **** * ******** *******.

28.02.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck. I hate everything. It’s really hard to look at the world (particularly the part of it I’m in) and not see anything but darkness, hate, and dread.

28.02.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m often asked if I get nervous before TV appearances. Fortunately, not really.

But I’ll admit, the possibility of randomly blurting out something this incomprehensibly stupid does occasionally haunt me.

27.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 848    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 15

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

28.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4769    πŸ” 1055    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 6
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 23661    πŸ” 7117    πŸ’¬ 735    πŸ“Œ 406

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

27.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1403    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4
New Yorker's Youtube video ft. editor David Remnick saying "Ben Shapiro, thank you."

New Yorker's Youtube video ft. editor David Remnick saying "Ben Shapiro, thank you."

New Yorker's Youtube video ft. Ben Shapiro replying to Remnick with "Thanks so much."

New Yorker's Youtube video ft. Ben Shapiro replying to Remnick with "Thanks so much."

Just learned The New Yorker is putting the full force of its name and brand behind public relations for one of the most vicious hatemongers in the US:

27.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1138    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 26

I can’t stop thinking about the last five days of Nurul Amin Shah Alam’s life.

He was wandering around cold, hungry, confused and alone.

Sick and slowing dying.

He survived an actual genocide only to die in America due to the incompetence & cruelty of this regime

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