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D&D characters know they have "levels" and the knowledge hurts them

10.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
@JDfromscrubslol
Had a dream there was an emoji like πŸ’― except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like πŸ’― except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

09.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1188    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve started sayin β€œHe’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.

One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭

06.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1308    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5
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Working on some new home decor

06.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you laugh now but she’s going to devote her life to tracking down that cannibal

05.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi-vis vest with "HOLISTIC WELLNESS PRACTITIONER" across the back

05.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17404    πŸ” 5762    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 102
Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

05.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2245    πŸ” 454    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 54
A luggable Commodore SX-64 computer from the 1980s, with a built-in color CRT display

A luggable Commodore SX-64 computer from the 1980s, with a built-in color CRT display

I’m gonna back to this for my mobile computing needs

05.03.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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when you're in your late 30s you are required to attend one of these or they kill you before you turn 40

05.03.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

perfect representation of the vicious asininity of our persecution and the banal mechanisms of its implementation: these regular-ass people, the staff at the dmv, dutifully inflicting whatever absurd degradation they're told, no matter how blatantly, cruelly pointless. would you do that? will you?

03.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1120    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
03.03.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2185    πŸ” 837    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 21
A stock photo of a guy with six pairs of sunglasses all up and down his face and head

A stock photo of a guy with six pairs of sunglasses all up and down his face and head

Compiling shaders

01.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jackson @tree_bro
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6721    πŸ” 1271    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Tired of these scumfucks

28.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2013    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6
book spine title "on the trail of Genghis Khan" author "Tim cope"

book spine title "on the trail of Genghis Khan" author "Tim cope"

He died ages ago. this is pure cope

27.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 559    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot

women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot

24.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7293    πŸ” 1677    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 79
A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE,  NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE, NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN

26.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

I’m going to piss on the grave of anyone in my life that voted for this

26.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1303    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

26.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12081    πŸ” 3492    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 39

Rendering people documentless is about constructing them as targets for deprivation and violence

26.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

These people are amping up the cruelty to trans people and immigrants because everyone realizes things suck so they have to throw slop to the piggies. It is incumbent upon the rest of us to recognize the weakness that signals and turn it into courage to stand in the gap.

26.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

IF I SEE ANY OF YOU SAYING THAT TRANS PEOPLE IN RED STATES DESERVE TO SUFFER I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

26.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Why did my 100% hydration sourdough fail?

[photo of totally flat dough]

Why did my 100% hydration sourdough fail? [photo of totally flat dough]

incredibly comic image

24.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Aaahh!!! Real Housewives

24.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2067    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 10

N64 vs. PS1 has never mattered to anyone but the dying alone. The only thing that matters is that tank controls are awesome

24.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

19.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4003    πŸ” 1271    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 62
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Cobra Unit - The Whimsy

21.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0