Art!

Literally sitting in the City Council hearing about eviction prevention paying rents while I’m waiting to speak. If you want to help keep 11 immigrant families in public housing from being imminently evicted, I’m trying to raise $2500 for them 💛

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

There is no direct connection between these two as far as I know. Except for, you know, NERDS

a cartoon character is holding a knife and fork over a plate that says lamia on the bottom Alt: An animated gif of a cartoon of a white gloved hand holding a knife and fork over a plate and slicing a single bean into extremely thin pieces

I'm not saying every person who loves What We Do in the Shadows must also love They Might Be Giants, but I bet the population who loves one but not the other could survive on a single bean

Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it

My two settings

“That four year old child turned out hot” is not a sentiment anyone should be pushing. I don’t give a shit if she’s 30 years old now, this is not the hook. Fuck!

A picture of a four year old child with the caption “Darla From The Little Rascals Is Stunning Now”

I don’t often interact with Snapchat, but I opened it tonight and this was the first thing I saw and holy shit. This is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever been presented on a universally creepy internet. Jesus fucking Christ

YouTube video by strindberghelium Strindberg and Helium with Sulphur and Iron

Ok so this reminded me of one of the most wonderfully ridiculous videos from when the internet was good

Whether it’s this sort of math or the fact that we’ve been able to cover rent and groceries for so many of our neighbors, the evidence just piles higher and higher that poverty is a choice made by capital

Be the change you want to see in the world 🫡

Also, that the fuck are they doing telling you to keep your calendar open unless they know for certain they’re calling you back? That tells me they have no consideration for anyone else’s time, which is a huge red flag

Man, fuck this thoroughly. I hate this for you. Happy to provide distraction (via lotr memes or generally). They don’t deserve you!

DRINK PONY CLUB

Ok that is some madness. But the day technically isn’t over yet! Technically!

The sales rep for that printing press must be seriously cute

I’ve been in a hiring position and it is so easy to let a day or two pass when you don’t mean to, BUT ALSO it’s your duty as a hiring manager not to get as specific as “Monday afternoon” because this happens! Maybe something came up! But that’s why you say “hopefully early next week” 😤😤😤

Ah, so I can complete the list after 6pm on the 31st, got it

I just discovered this tab! I may not have time to get this done today, but I will absolutely be playing catch up tomorrow

I am in the same situation except it’s the got it/didn’t get it and I keep trying to channel my antsiness into cleaning but it’s just not working

That looks disgarsting!

This thought forced itself into my brain and I had to force it back out

Hey now
You’re an all star
Gitche Gumee
Go play

I once tried to press it into a travel cup that was not big enough and it buckled right onto my hand. I can still feel the pain typing it out here, and this was ten years ago!

You are so good at this

It was a two gravy day today, which means it was a very good day

Just a steady stream of bangers. At its best, Star Trek is about emotions and holy shit they’re digging deep into it and doing such a good job

Hell yes, I appreciate you using the wonderful and hilarious “garbanzo beans” rather than the boring and gendered “chick peas”

Starfleet Academy has now made me cry three times including TWICE IN ONE EPISODE

It just can’t be said enough that for months the federal government waged war on the people of Minnesota, kidnapping them off the streets, driving families into hiding, and killing 2 of people. And if you cannot call that out or state that clearly, you’re not one of us. You’re one of them.

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