Art!

Ken Paxton ordered to place pebble in shoe and never remove it

Also, miserably painful death to means testing. Always and forever useless.

She absolutely loved it. Biggest laugh was when the black knight kicked King Arthur in the head, and I only rewound it once because she was missing the jokes (it was the guy hanging in the dungeon clapping along)

Oh dang, I can see why you're attached!

I want to know more about this latte!

Ideas for shitposts are important. You don't just throw something like this away!

I am so ready

Holy shit

Far Side cartoon. A gentleman steps outside to inspect a piano stool that lies broken on the ground. He does not see the piano about to fall on his head.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Incidentally, I saw Gary Newman in ~2018 and his whole set was fully industrial, it was amazing

a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy

the future is for trans people

Forgive me, but:

Laudanum? I hardly know em!

Why is it always presumed that a landlord cannot be asked to weather a bit of a bumpy ride for a short period, but tenants must do everything right or face the consequences? If a landlord can't handle a limited amount of arrears, they shouldn't be in business.

This pun was appropriate and well deployed, don’t know what the newspaper is complaining about

I’ve been looking for pain management tips, is this event for me?

One thought I’m having about if this ever ends is what if we turned our mutual aid power toward fundraising down payments instead of rent someday? Someone in the resistance has to be a loan banker. Could we turn our massive new shiny system into getting people out of rentals and into homes?

My prediction is that this incessantly litigious child will think the duck scale scene is the funniest thing she's ever seen. But there's a good chance she demands I bring her a shrubbery every five minutes for the next year

I showed her the black knight scene and she proceeded to recap it frame by frame to her mom

I gave her a little teaser with the black knight scene to see if she'd enjoy that style of humor, and boy did she!

Yes, I know this is inviting an environment of incessant quotes that I have somehow been able to avoid for the past 20 years, but it will be worth it. We must all be insufferable before we can learn to be cool

Tonight I'm showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail to my 11yo and I cannot overstate how excited I am

🙋‍♂️

I always felt like Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne was just sort of sitting around waiting to get back in the suit, but Michael Keaton (and, to a lesser extent, Val Kilmer) allowed Bruce Wayne to be his own character

Michael Keaton is my favorite Bruce Wayne. No one does a better Bruce

It was my escape room!

I know I missed several, but by my count, that was at least 110 awoo's. Holy shit lol 💙

We've been feeling pent up! I feel like they didn't do it last month and they certainly skipped January

awooooooooo

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I added some conditional formatting to my spreadsheet that colors the cells red or green depending on whether or not I got an interview. Seeing the green cells is a nice visual reminder that I do sometimes get a little bit of traction