I fucking hate the word tits

💀💀💀

I just can’t wrap my head around how we’ve all agreed on how many holes there should be in a shower curtain, but we still can’t figure out the hot dog thing

IT’S AN EPIDEMIC

Also you find out how many people don’t know what a drink table is when looking at the number of “plant stands” on there

Bro. Not everything is a fucking “apothecary chest” but you’d be surprised knowing that looking at all these fb marketplace listings 🙄

I just realized that I’m a judger of books by their covers, because I never want to read them. Idk what it is but book covers are so fucking ugly nowadays?? So so ugly.

Is there a good reason it takes bands a while fucking hour in between sets or is it just for shits and giggles

Yes we’ve collected this assortment of sounds while you watch a sea turtle swim around for 5 minutes pls enjoy

On cap, no god.

Me to a pregnant woman with 5 kids at the campsite next to us— “you’re making MORE???”

Yes I 100% have thought up my three wishes in advance if I’m ever to come across and genie.

Being my brand of autistic means toeing the line between the need for loud, chugging metal music in my ears to work out and the constant, ever-looming possibility that the movement and humans in combination of that music will at any point over-stimulate me to the point of needing to leave early lol

I do quite like that

As a collective species, can we all stop referring to boobs as “the girls”

Why has there been so much eye contact with me at the gym today I want to die pls stop

It’s really gunna suck when John Williams dies

Okay hear me out if the land HAS to be for sale, why doesn’t a billionaire buy it all up and give it back to the Native people 👀

I think autocorrect has a shame kink.

It’s absolutely crazy how nostalgic it feels walking into a Costco

Why the ever-flying-fuck do I have to be over 21 to buy/drink NA beverages I’m so confused and annoyed every time I go to the store or eat at a restaurant

why. do. tissue. boxes. have. to. have. patterns. on. them.

WHY CANT THEY BE PLAIN.

Welp. BG3 patch 8 came out today and if my mods break after finally almost getting to act three IMA SCREAM.

Idk I feel like 144 has no business being a multiple of 6…

the term crashing out is so dumb I hate it so much

The phenomena of train stations being built in the height of popularity of train travel (aka the roaring twenties) is SO GOOD. They’re so magnificent and pretty and art deco.

Omgggg!!!

Hmmmm I do quite like that actually

What’s one of your pet peeves and why is it when regular people call books “titles”

Does anyone in Portland know where to get actually good avocados cause I’m losing quality of life

-Spoiled ex Arizonan