@iracane.bsky.social
I'm from New Jersey
Just googled the punchline to this joke and it brought me here - worthless!
21.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Please don’t show this joke to my beautiful wife!
21.10.2025 17:16 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am voicing openness to offering Colin Jost a role as groomsman on the day I marry Scarlett Johansson in exchange for him dropping out of his current marriage.
“That would be something I would be interested in,” I say.
why is he playing the theme song from Big East basketball on FS1?
21.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is how I found out the big news, glorious
21.10.2025 13:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I DON'T NEED TO WIN THE PENNANT, BECAUSE SOME OTHER TEAM WILL DO IT FOR ME! DO'H! DO'H! DO'H!
21.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 64 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1Sorry Ken Rosenthal but us short kings shouldn't wear bow ties, they make us look like idiot little schoolboys!
21.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Eat shit, Frasier Crane!
21.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0BIRDS ALL GODDAMNED DAY
21.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never want to see Eugenio Suarez and his perfectly manicured beard ever again.
21.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SPORTS
21.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I don't care how many times since then the Yanks have beaten Seattle in the playoffs (twice). I'll never forgive them for 1995 and Don Mattingly's last shot at October.
21.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Mariners all-time trash franchise with literally the best stadium concessions in the American League
21.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Let’s go Blue Jays, always loved my Toronto boys
21.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe a guy who campaigned last week with Jack Posobiec and Benny Johnson would do this!!!
20.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot of people lined up to run into a burning building for some reason
20.10.2025 11:28 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I should want to shake hands with Vladimir Guerrero Jr, I shouldn’t want to grab a lock of his hair.
20.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is my friend Kim from church!!! United Church of Christ represent!!!!!
19.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Exterior shot of Turtle’s Pizzeria, there is a statue of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in front
Bloomfield, New Jersey is on the cutting edge of pizzeria naming and copyright infringement
19.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1Wow you got me
18.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish you disaster, nothing permanent
18.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0anybody who would root for Los Angeles over Milwaukee is deeply suspect
18.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Easy to not care when you’re rolling around in private equity like a pig in slop. I choose to root for a mom-and-pop baseball team, a real family concern.
18.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Wow, congrats to global investment and advisory financial services firm Guggenheim Partners Inc for sweeping the NLCS.
18.10.2025 03:36 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Can’t believe Aaron Boone brought in Little to face Raleigh here.
18.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A real mensch! The two biggest celeb deaths that hit me hard were his and Jim Henson. What could have been!!!!
18.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Toronto’s own comedy legend John Candy had a knee injury playing high school football and they just… removed his patella. Forever.
18.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow, even baseball’s most notorious cheating scumbag doesn’t deserve to have his patella explode into 1,800 pieces during a critical LCS game. Wow.
18.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love her
17.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gas-powered leafblowers are tools of oppression
17.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
