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Rob Iracane

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I'm from New Jersey

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TV character George Costanza from Seinfeld shares his famous quote, “Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live.”

TV character George Costanza from Seinfeld shares his famous quote, “Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live.”

When I get awoken by the inevitable 6:00AM text:

10.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a Mets fan coworker who texts me the back cover of the New York Post every time the Yankees lose and I am mentally spiraling at the repugnant punny headline I’ll see if the Yankees get no-hit by Jason Alexander.

10.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Forget it Jake, no Chipwiches

10.08.2025 02:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shop Rite had both Halloween *and* Thanksgiving greeting cards on display

09.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m crying because this is the first I’m hearing of it

09.08.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

99% of professional baseball players

09.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Look - I am surely in favor of firing Aaron Boone but I think this video might be implying something that is going way too far???

08.08.2025 02:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities

07.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 458    🔁 126    💬 2    📌 3
dumb meme insinuating that Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill are useless

dumb meme insinuating that Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill are useless

07.08.2025 01:51 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Unbelievable dipshittery on display in this election.

07.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

baseball is for me, the businessperson who enjoys a little businessperson's special, as a treat

06.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I get served the best Instagram ads

06.08.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two things about firing Boone:

1. I'll believe it when I see it.

2. It's zero downside. What's the worst that could happen, they play worse lol?

06.08.2025 02:50 — 👍 96    🔁 15    💬 13    📌 1
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80: A Brief History of the Afterlife One Podcast Episode · The End of the World with Michael and Stu · 08/05/2025 · 53m

New pod on Albert Brooks’s Defending Your Life:

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

05.08.2025 13:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

yeah with the new math, he's not even the MVK (Most Valuable Kyle) in his own division

05.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Local dumbass Aaron Rodgers gets ready to make his Jets debut

Local dumbass Aaron Rodgers gets ready to make his Jets debut

Austin Slater's Yankees career:

05.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My first concert was Billy Joel at the Garden in ‘84! (I fell asleep)

04.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The bus meme, sad guy on the left has the text “Watching all 350 minutes of The Bear, season 3”. Happy guy on the right has the text “Watching all 240 minutes of Frederick Wiseman’s documentary Menus-Plaisirs – Les Troisgros”

The bus meme, sad guy on the left has the text “Watching all 350 minutes of The Bear, season 3”. Happy guy on the right has the text “Watching all 240 minutes of Frederick Wiseman’s documentary Menus-Plaisirs – Les Troisgros”

08.07.2024 00:41 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Tweet from Ralph Nader reading, “The Yankees' collapse in last night’s 5th game of the World Series was a long time coming. The Yankees have been mismanaged or poorly managed since their last World Series in 2009. Loaded with money, they make the wrong choices in buying athletes from other teams. They’ve weakened seriously their farm system and the owner, Steinbrenner, is not that ambitious for a winning team because he’s still making a lot of profit. 

Yankee General Manager Brian Cashman and Yankee team manager Aaron Boone are relentless losers. Yankee fans should demand their replacement. The only thing going up at Yankee stadium are the prices, not the World Series wins. -R”

Tweet from Ralph Nader reading, “The Yankees' collapse in last night’s 5th game of the World Series was a long time coming. The Yankees have been mismanaged or poorly managed since their last World Series in 2009. Loaded with money, they make the wrong choices in buying athletes from other teams. They’ve weakened seriously their farm system and the owner, Steinbrenner, is not that ambitious for a winning team because he’s still making a lot of profit. Yankee General Manager Brian Cashman and Yankee team manager Aaron Boone are relentless losers. Yankee fans should demand their replacement. The only thing going up at Yankee stadium are the prices, not the World Series wins. -R”

Nothing but the truth from my President

01.11.2024 11:55 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I sat in the the very back row of the upper corner in the top tier, behind the ancient Knicks championship banners, so far from the stage I might as well have been sitting at the fucking Gaslight Cafe.

02.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
NY Post headline about the Bob Dylan/Paul Simon concert at MSG in 1999 ready, "BOB TOPS PAUL AT MSG"

NY Post headline about the Bob Dylan/Paul Simon concert at MSG in 1999 ready, "BOB TOPS PAUL AT MSG"

The New York Post's headline about the Paul Simon/Bob Dylan show at Madison Square Garden in summer 1999 makes the concert sound way, way more interesting than it actually was:

02.08.2025 18:21 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1

Tweets from 2017

02.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way better than the goofy-ass trumpet thing they do for that one Mets guy

02.08.2025 01:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Way to make it not at all creepy

01.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bivio. Why are you here and why didn’t you invite me out for pizza!

01.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did I recommend that? Not my favorite in Montclair but a good runner-up!

01.08.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it is now

01.08.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the 'late nite cheesecake' dad cap The dessert that brought them together. Black adjustable hat with cheesecake embroidery on the front and The Golden Girls logo on the back. Stitched locally in Brooklyn. PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Cheesecak...

Somebody stop me from spending $55 on the Golden Girls late nite cheesecake hat

01.08.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Advertisement for the new Naked Gun picture, daring you to bring your grandma

Advertisement for the new Naked Gun picture, daring you to bring your grandma

I saw the first Naked Gun film in the theaters three times during the original run, once quite memorably with my Grandma Fran at the old Franklin Theatre in Nutley. Extremely rude advertisement here: I *wish* I could bring her but she’s dead!

01.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.

31.07.2025 23:40 — 👍 2045    🔁 376    💬 44    📌 49

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