TV character George Costanza from Seinfeld shares his famous quote, “Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live.”
When I get awoken by the inevitable 6:00AM text:
10.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@iracane.bsky.social
I'm from New Jersey
TV character George Costanza from Seinfeld shares his famous quote, “Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live.”
When I get awoken by the inevitable 6:00AM text:
10.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a Mets fan coworker who texts me the back cover of the New York Post every time the Yankees lose and I am mentally spiraling at the repugnant punny headline I’ll see if the Yankees get no-hit by Jason Alexander.
10.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Forget it Jake, no Chipwiches
10.08.2025 02:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shop Rite had both Halloween *and* Thanksgiving greeting cards on display
09.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m crying because this is the first I’m hearing of it
09.08.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 099% of professional baseball players
09.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Look - I am surely in favor of firing Aaron Boone but I think this video might be implying something that is going way too far???
08.08.2025 02:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities
07.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 458 🔁 126 💬 2 📌 3dumb meme insinuating that Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill are useless
07.08.2025 01:51 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Unbelievable dipshittery on display in this election.
07.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0baseball is for me, the businessperson who enjoys a little businessperson's special, as a treat
06.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I get served the best Instagram ads
06.08.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two things about firing Boone:
1. I'll believe it when I see it.
2. It's zero downside. What's the worst that could happen, they play worse lol?
New pod on Albert Brooks’s Defending Your Life:
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yeah with the new math, he's not even the MVK (Most Valuable Kyle) in his own division
05.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Local dumbass Aaron Rodgers gets ready to make his Jets debut
Austin Slater's Yankees career:
05.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first concert was Billy Joel at the Garden in ‘84! (I fell asleep)
04.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The bus meme, sad guy on the left has the text “Watching all 350 minutes of The Bear, season 3”. Happy guy on the right has the text “Watching all 240 minutes of Frederick Wiseman’s documentary Menus-Plaisirs – Les Troisgros”
08.07.2024 00:41 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tweet from Ralph Nader reading, “The Yankees' collapse in last night’s 5th game of the World Series was a long time coming. The Yankees have been mismanaged or poorly managed since their last World Series in 2009. Loaded with money, they make the wrong choices in buying athletes from other teams. They’ve weakened seriously their farm system and the owner, Steinbrenner, is not that ambitious for a winning team because he’s still making a lot of profit. Yankee General Manager Brian Cashman and Yankee team manager Aaron Boone are relentless losers. Yankee fans should demand their replacement. The only thing going up at Yankee stadium are the prices, not the World Series wins. -R”
Nothing but the truth from my President
01.11.2024 11:55 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I sat in the the very back row of the upper corner in the top tier, behind the ancient Knicks championship banners, so far from the stage I might as well have been sitting at the fucking Gaslight Cafe.
02.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NY Post headline about the Bob Dylan/Paul Simon concert at MSG in 1999 ready, "BOB TOPS PAUL AT MSG"
The New York Post's headline about the Paul Simon/Bob Dylan show at Madison Square Garden in summer 1999 makes the concert sound way, way more interesting than it actually was:
02.08.2025 18:21 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1Tweets from 2017
02.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Way better than the goofy-ass trumpet thing they do for that one Mets guy
02.08.2025 01:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Way to make it not at all creepy
01.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bivio. Why are you here and why didn’t you invite me out for pizza!
01.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did I recommend that? Not my favorite in Montclair but a good runner-up!
01.08.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it is now
01.08.2025 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somebody stop me from spending $55 on the Golden Girls late nite cheesecake hat
01.08.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Advertisement for the new Naked Gun picture, daring you to bring your grandma
I saw the first Naked Gun film in the theaters three times during the original run, once quite memorably with my Grandma Fran at the old Franklin Theatre in Nutley. Extremely rude advertisement here: I *wish* I could bring her but she’s dead!
01.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
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