James Is Only A Little Broken

"I went on vacation in the war crimes country and then an actual war broke out"

oh for sure. the first meeting was "shiny thing want!" and they explained it was military only. then subsequent meetings were caused by him realizing he's CIC because one of his sycophants pointed it out. Probably Kegseth.

this looks terrible. seriously.

G1 Powermaster - Doubledealer

Finally, a figure that has a modern representation. If you've ever messed with the G1 version, you know that the Powermaster gimmick was an integral part of the transformation, and many figures were broken because we forgot to put the Powermaster in.

#Transformers

"oh what? you wanted to slightly crouch the figure? go fuck yourself"

Transformers Age of the Primes Blast Off and Brawl

Transformers Age of the Primes Blast Off and Brawl

Transformers Age of the Primes Blast Off has entered the chat

#actionfigures #transformers

his logic, I assume - The president is commander-in-chief of the military.

everyone knows he's absolutely had meetings about getting himself a medal of honor

#ScathingAtheist 676 Diatribe by Noah Lugeons (2/26/26)

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i have the same levels of satisfaction and disappointment with him that I do with every single weaponizer toy. I love the concept and they never feel as modular as i want them to be. his entire torso being 1 solid chunk is meh. love the official configurations, though.

I'd be ok with a voyager tbh. extra points if it's a completely different version of Vector.

isn't that the point of all generative AI?

oooooh

Respectfully....Danny Devito

a repack of Vector is the minimum I expect but I'm hoping it's a new mold since the other 12 are completely unique molds. him being the only retool would be kind of a bummer.

"we don't know why the new government made up of allies to the opposition leaders we bombed don't seem very cooperative!"

i liked this one

Transformers power of the primes windcharger on a red backdrop.

61/365 Not the new zoo, but the old zoo.

the only press conference I'll run to watch is the one where he shits himself and falls down

YouTube video by Nostalgias Living Room In Living Color- Oswald Bates- Season 1 _ 1990

oh i found a leaked version of the speech...

youtu.be/hKAZg5S_XgU?...

I have MMC Nickel but if they do the DJD, I might be in trouble

shrek is standing on top of a set of stairs with two knights . Alt: shrek is standing on top of a set of stairs with two knights .

he literally gave the goddam Farkwad speech from Shrek.

i never started. this was my entry. the IDW alt modes fucking got me

I'm afraid so. they're also horrifyingly fun to assemble. It's truly a nightmare of my own making

I've now assembled 5 different Blokees Wheels and....shit. We may have a problem.

Optimus Prime, Sunstreaker, Arcee, Cliffjumper, and Bumblebee in their vehicle modes

Optimus Prime, Cliffjumper, Sunstreaker in their vehicle modes with Arcee and Bumblebee in robot mode l top of Primes' trailer

Arcee and Bumblebee in vehicle mode with Optimus Prime, Cliffjumper, and Sunstreaker in robot mode with Optimus' combat deck deployed.

Optimus Prime, Arcee, Sunstreaker, Bumblebee, and Cliffjumper in robot mode with Optimus' trailer upright in combat mode

Took my Missing Link collection off of the shelf for some dusting, figured I may as well grab some pics too!

#Transformers #Takara #MissingLink #Autobots #OptimusPrime #Arcee #Sunstreaker #Bumblebee #Cliffjumper #ToyPhotography

oh if this is what you meant by broadsides then I agree

"Iran did it and blamed Israel" in 3...2...

The Scream 7 bile is sustaining me. Giving me sweet, sweet life. Seriously, though, you enjoyed 5 and 6?