always forget about this app. maybe I should start posting more thirst traps like my sister @peterpiper.bsky.social because apparently 5.5k of you ef ayy gees like that

Sign: ALL YOU CAN EAT ASS $18.99

i’m starting a recession proof business

good thing she’s used to crickets

truly a candidate for the people

LET’S HAVE A CONCLAVE

drag race finales don’t hit the same way they used to

wonder who is gonna be the first gay to take a nude using the new Nintendo Switch 2 camera

whether they know it or not, every gay is 3 separations or less from Kyle Krieger

have you ever tried this one?

“monsters never die” #gaga #coachella

gaga said “oh you wanna talk about my bones? well here’s some bones bitch!”

opening day? ain’t that just a regular Tuesday for most of you f-words…

the libertarian “come and take it” flag but with bottles of poppers instead of a gun/cannon

Shadow Of A Man gives me goosebumps #Mayhem

ZOMBIEBOY HIVE RISE!!!!!!!

ZOMBIEBOY STANS WYA #MAYHEM

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Pathological liars of pop.

Nobody:

My brain every 5 seconds:

never thought i’d say it, but lowkey missing the beard

Football players named Gay and Orji

twenty minutes into a super bowl party in weho

Santa had enough milk and cookies. He wanted cake

it’s me, nude: a Christmas miracle! I’m sitting spread eagle on a fireplace, big dick standing upright, a weird lean back, and a Santa hat pulled down over my face—but this Christmas gives the gift of a smirk

Merry Christmas from your friends at Monotreme Enterprises, LLC

*sound on* Y’all liked the last one of these, so I figured another in my favorite bathroom would make a fine Christmas present 🎁

She has risen! Merry Christmas to this diva

Love showing up to family gatherings knowing I have no kids, not stressed and bringing only alcohol

two cats are sitting next to each other on a couch . ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other on a couch .

if this takes off after it was stolen…

Green really dominated this year