Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed nickynoo007

It was sound advice. I can't help it if she didn't find any goat innards.

06.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The logic of the mob

05.03.2026 13:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

06.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy days!

04.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@colonelescargot.bsky.social do you remember when @nickynoo007.bsky.social said this to us

04.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It wasn't me!*

*I'm lying

04.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This made me lol - for a second I thought he was a “real” psychic

03.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Just let me know if you need anything from a low cupboard.

03.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's always one.

03.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*feels angrier*

03.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*feels angry*

03.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*feels confident*

03.03.2026 13:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow @nickynoo007.bsky.social has pulled some strings & got me appointed Supreme Leader of Iran. She even gave me a new Apple tag, so I can be tracked. @colonelescargot.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @sirtom.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com

03.03.2026 12:32 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

I thought if anyone can bring peace to the region, it's Gav and his Brexibot.

03.03.2026 12:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I told you to order a babycham.

01.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've had to make some cuts with the economy and the Trump/Epstein stuff, so I wash them twice a year now.

01.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He says it stops the beer going flat.

01.03.2026 13:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Again?

01.03.2026 13:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's where I left them!

01.03.2026 12:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

She can write?

01.03.2026 12:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello British dual nationals:

If you have been, or know anyone who has been, refused board on a flight, ferry or train to the UK in the coming days, they can share their story here. Or email me direct - email in bio.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

25.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 54 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 2

Everyone should know how to do that!

23.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

two men are wrestling in a wrestling ring with a referee watching . ALT: two men are wrestling in a wrestling ring with a referee watching .

One of those debutants went onto play nose flute on Bloketopia has talent. Although her career was cut short when she broke her nose running into Bloke’s outstretched forearm.

23.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I never forget classy! @colonelescargot.bsky.social taught me ettiket and spellink.

23.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*blushes*

23.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#rude

23.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know, right! I'm so posh.

23.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

@colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social when @nickynoo007.bsky.social comes for you

30.01.2026 09:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I told you to use flour instead of gunpowder, but, oh no, Gav knows his batter.

28.01.2026 12:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It took me 3 weeks to clean the kitchen afterwards.

28.01.2026 12:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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