Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007

Define 'lucky'.

05.12.2025 14:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And your point is?

25.11.2025 12:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

How dare you! They aren't false. They are 100% real acrylic.

25.11.2025 12:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know, but it's now mine.

25.11.2025 12:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if this is @petersbrooking.bsky.social’s favourite movie, Grease 2 @rachel4742.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com

24.11.2025 10:55 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

I saw her play at the Bloketopia Music Hall & Abattoir. She was very good. Of course she didn’t survive. @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social stormed the stage.

25.11.2025 11:09 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

We were unarmed!*

*had to use our teeth

25.11.2025 12:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a black and white photo of a woman saying `` see what i mean ? not very bright '' . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman saying `` see what i mean ? not very bright '' .

Famiiars

19.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace . ALT: a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace .

Blokemog, @nickynoo007.bsky.social's Familiar has been invoked...and @colonelescargot.bsky.social, her Peculiar has been revoked....

19.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How dare you speak of my familiars in public!

19.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OK which one of you said “no, let’s not go to Australia for the winter” @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @sirtom.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social

19.11.2025 11:09 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

*faints*

12.11.2025 12:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exactly. Keep your knickers on, people!

12.11.2025 12:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Good morning. People seem frightened of AI but I think it will all be fine, @nickynoo007.bsky.social is the ethics advisor @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @lillieg.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social

12.11.2025 09:57 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

They aren't edible. They are great under furniture to stop the floor getting scratched.

11.11.2025 19:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.11.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

(Very carefully)

11.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Profanity? Never!

11.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was just watching a Reform election broadcast @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @sirtom.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com

11.11.2025 10:57 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

06.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

None of us were.

03.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s your fault. I hadn’t realised how see through your cozzie was.

03.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

*giggles because she tricked BL into thinking she was wearing one*

03.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*makes note to have @neilpollyticks.bsky.social killed. Slowly and painfully*

03.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We had to stop because we were too sexy, apparently.

03.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I see @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social have started wild swimming

03.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’ll have got past @rachel4742.bsky.social without her noticing. If you’d dressed up as bottles of wine, she’d have spotted you.

31.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We wanted to be understated.

31.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I saw @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social & @iammardikins.bsky.social heading out to celebrate

31.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Ooh, I love this time of the year.

31.10.2025 11:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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