king gizzard and the lizard quizzard

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

Who is Mamie Eisenhower You Still Single?

The Service Devotee 83.3% match Service is a privilege, a way to honor trust or revel in care. Whether giving to please or receiving dedication, you find purpose in servitude. Acts of care, obedience, or worship are expressions of love, loyalty, and connection. BDSM is a sacred exchange of trust, where every service gesture deepens the bond. Actions speak louder than words.

I finally did that kink test even though I'm not into BDSM

but yeah, I do love body worship. feeling and exploring muscles and bellies

eat up, big guy!

c'mere, youuuuu!

A 2 panel comic that I did. The first panel involves a kobold noticing a real penny that I placed on the page. They have a shocked expression and an exclamation point above their head. The second panel shows that the kobold swallowed the penny whole. Their belly is huge and perfectly round, as I traced the penny. They are now happy, and in a speech bubble, they say "Yummy!".

So, I did an additional drawing today, inspired partly by a drawing that @jjkobold.bsky.social did earlier and a joke that @boar-in-a-beanie.bsky.social made in Firtee's Discord server. 😄

Kobolds' eyes tend to be bigger than their stomachs, but that won't stop them once they spot a shiny. 😅

you're a good dog 💚

YouTube video by TheBeachBoysVEVO The Beach Boys - God Only Knows (Official Music Video)

it's the opening line of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=NADx...

"I may not always love you"

wow, OK, rude

What is a Rock Hill Slide?

HAP! 🎂

A red magma kobold

A purple gem kobold

A blue artificer kobold

A bronze, magical kobold

Kobolds :3

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

Kind of due for an otter considering how long it has been! The rather buff otter is back again, asking you to join in, claiming the water's "fine" again~ But this around, rather than causing mischief, he'd be happy to give some swimming lessons, then mischief later~! #furry #furryart #oc

Kind of due for an otter considering how long it has been! The rather buff otter is back again, asking you to join in, claiming the water's "fine" again~ But this around, rather than causing mischief, he'd be happy to give some swimming lessons, then mischief later~! #furry #furryart #oc

Just finished this one, gonna upload it for the stream now 👀 It is a Yop collab original 🧡

I've never eaten pierogi.

can I have the ones that Alan Dershowitz can't get?

There’s gonna be a whole section in Alan Dershowitz’ Wikipedia page for “Pierogi Denials”

Imagine telling knock-knock jokes to a canine.

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Frustrates me to no end how easily liberals and "centrists" are led to adopt fascist ideologies. No you don't have to let right wing ghouls "ask questions" and "compromise on the trans issue" you tell them to fuck off

✨🧶Have a Custom Crocheted Hood Hat + Zipper Bag here for @melfox.bsky.social featuring the colors of her character Yukiko~ These were so much fun to figure out, thank you so so much for your patience and support Mel, I hope these bring you joy! 🧶✨ www.furaffinity.net/view/61880080/

a door is open to a bedroom with a blue bed ALT: a door is open to a bedroom with a blue bed

I'd still like to think that if our fursonas existed irl, canines would still get to zoomies so you'd occasionally get to watch your canine roomie have the zoomies 💜

A TaskmastFur (furry Taskmaster) banner with gold-framed portraits of the 5 contestants and their names: Clyde, a steel blue hyena with orange eyes Corbin, an albino raven Jake, a gray otter with a white belly, chin, and hair floof; blue eyes; and steam punk goggles Marley, a green tanuki with rectangular glasses Scratch, a masc opossum with round pince-nez glasses

#TaskmastFur

Join us at #DenFur as Clyde, Corbin, Jake, Marley, and Scratch take on Sly Fox's tricky tasks in hopes of winning silly prizes—including a golden bust of Sly's head.

The show will be on August 30th at 11:30am.

Your time starts now.

#Thrice #772 → 12 points!
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#Globle Aug 9, 2025 🌍 = 5

#Redactle #1221
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curious if anyone would like a "blind box" psychedelic based on your keywords - comment some colors, a theme, or something about you and I'll draw a surprise piece? if you're interested, I'm thinking $111 each!

what is Owwwwwklahoma?

Map of the US with 20 states. Here are the names and rough locations: Beacon, New England Liberty, NY/NJ Chesapeake, DC/MD/VA Palmetto, SC to northern FL Everglades, southern FL Piedmont, GA ans surrounds Bluegrass, KY Graceland, TN/MS Ironshore, western PA, OH, Detroit Lakeshore, greater Chicago Gateway, Missouri and surrounds Northstar, Minnesota and surrounds Red River, northern TX Alamo, southern TX and Louisiana Pueblo, NM/AZ Mission, southern California Redwood, northern California Cascadia, Pacific Northwest Temple, Utah through Montana Rockies, Colorado and surrounds

Reject terrible maps of the US from AI!

Embrace terrible maps of the US made by humans!

(Bonus points if you know what this is actually a map of. Also, I feel like this map exposes which parts of the country I don't know much about)