Shirsten

I MEAN, I GUESS I UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL TO A CERTAIN SORT OF DISCONTENTED WORKING CLASS WHITE VOTER BUT REALLY??! COVFEFE???

COVFEFE? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

HE BARELY EVEN WON IN 2024

Back in 2024 people made fun of my T-shirt that read "Vote Blue No Matter Who."

I said, "Oh yeah? What's the opposite T-shirt? Vote Orange No Matter-- OH WAIT NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE!!!"

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

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Thanks! Just need the spirit to catch me

then I'll fall down

I'm only half kidding. Those updates need to end!

Not a bot! (Yet.)

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

I for one was actually energized by the Charlie Kirk shooting.

I found it to be a real "shot in the neck."

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Trump should embrace the LGBTQ+ rainbow.

After all, isn't he gay with Putin?

Cuomosexuality is not without its drawbacks.

There's the STDs, for starters...

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"Chris or Andrew?" is the question cis hetero scum are always asking us Cuomosexuals.

To which we reply, "Yes."

(It's not for everybody.)

As a registered Cuomosexual, I'm always lobbying to add a "C" on the end of LGBTQIA+.

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If God didn't want us to hate Donald Trump, why did he make "Orange Man Bad" the eleventh commandment?

More like "Democracy Watch," what with Trump in the White House.

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

Pregnant again and taking a bottleful of Tylenol so my kid can figure out how to turn off Windows updates forever.

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

The tired old "Anakin and Padme" meme: Anakin: I did it! I went back in time and saved us from RFK!" Padme: RFK *junior*, right?...

Literally the second meme I've made in my life.

He didn't win.
He wasn't president.
He couldn't do it a second time.

First they came for John Bolton,

and I did nothing because Michael Bolton was more my jam.

Then they came for los immigrantes,

and I again did nothing because I was used to doing nothing because immigrants always did everything.

Then they came for me

but there was no one left to post for.

It was his son!

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

Everything in it looks like a hot dog to me

I'm hungry

Too late: YOU'RE CANCELLED

Like I said, fingers crossed