Two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Doves

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Jolly Saint Click with an angry face and the text “can of pee”

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Just wrote the sentence “If you didn’t want your reality to be fractured you shouldn’t have edged for an eternity” so, you know, enjoy that

Yeah it took me about 30 hours for it to "click" but now it's in that Isaac zone of being all I think about lol

This reminds me of my favorite anime, Unalive La Unalive

Twitch Twitch is the world

I know I say this every weekday from roughly 10:30 to 1:30, but I'll be streaming today at roughly 10:30 to 1:30 AM est, as I will be for the rest of the week unless something foreseeable happens. Twitch.tv/jollysaintclick

Look upon my works and know I am Lorde (I've never seen a diamond 🥲)

I know I should at least beat the game first but the urge to get a Zodiac tattoo is biiiiiiiig
#mewgenics

What the hell? Was there like an update or something? That suuuuuuucks

Onion rings but it goes to voicemail.

I suppose! Isaac was a little better about making sure that most things were your fault so it caught me off guard at how unavoidable certain things were lol. I get it now though! I'm LOCKED in

Some of the randomized events can be absolute RUN killers, and I can't tell you how many times I've had to stop a run early because one of my units got TOUCHED and I didn't want them to die, but boy howdy it's starting to click. Sitting at 30+ hours right now and almost got my first all 7's cat bred

5 color Dumb Clones 💪💪💪

How many other dumb cards that exist this way can we find? I will always justify building dumb clone decks

Now correct me if I'm wrong. If I have clones that copy the turtle, when they reenter tapped and attacking I can have em copy something else but they'll still be tapped and attacking? Cause that's actually adorable

Clones, somehow

YES! I hate too much frosting. The Kroger ones are the worst

Regular. Like a human would do it. The side part goes into most of my mouth, but not all the way back cause that'd be uncomfortable. I chew it thusly and smile about it

One of my favorite 9s I've seen so far. We're nearly kindred spirits. Mill and group hug and chaos, yeehaw 🤠

Cake

Best flavor is Cup

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

I've got a cup of cheer and a couple dear, friends, to lend an ear, to me if they want. On twitch. I lost the plot at some point. Anyway, Mewgenics again. Trying to pop that Throbbing Domain!

Just talked to Lyght and she gave the approval of this...

If yall donate to the cause below ill give one random person who replies to this post with proof of donation a copy of Mewgenics on steam :)

as warped as that might seem, lyght and i feel its playfully appropriate. who doesnt love cats?

Oh yeah, absolutely. It's a little more grindy than Binding of Isaac is and that kinda threw me off for a bit, and if the "humor" and style dont jive with you then it'll be rough to get into. But for those who give a real chance it's tremendous. So much depth and no sense. 👨‍🍳😘

Mewgenics as a video game is a lot like Magic because most of the times that I lose is because I horribly misplayed or there was a synergy that I put together myself that ended up getting me absolutely slaughtered. And that's nice.

Having a smoothie and streaming car game!

Look man, if somebody is gonna make 3 copies of a Mesmeric Orb that's a work of art. I ain't trying to blow up a Mona Lise. I will be the canvas

The two things I'm most likely to lose against in Magic:

1. Reanimator. Outside of Espers to Magicite, I'm never exiling graveyards. Graveyard hate is boooooring.

2. Cards I like. If you're playing something that kills me but I like the card I'm letting that thing stick. Murk me bubby, I'm smilin

I think if you're playing any deck with blue, you should always have at least 3 clones

Preferably more, but at least 3

live

Exactly