It’s always some douche bag with navy sheets.

Nothing fills me with rage like someone using shared laundry facilities inconsiderately.

Thank you! This is EXTREMELY informative.

Instacart should make all men pass a test before they can become shoppers. Suggesting cheese crackers to replace a cheese danish is wild.

If they made a Barbie version of you, what accessories would it have? Mine would be an iced coffee and a black cat.

Hard same @katya-zamo.bsky.social

If you give the revolving door a little extra push as you exit, we are best friends.

#traitorsus if you’re a middle aged man wearing a letter jacket, maybe reconsider.

#traitorsus Alan Cumming serving Clueless

#traitorsus Wes is insufferable.

#traitorsus yelling at Ivan through my TV. Bitch we know you’re only accusing Dorinda because she called you out for losing 20k and you’re embarrassed because she’s right.

#traitorsus is just further confirmation that Bob TDQ is a motherfucking STAR. It makes the other “celebrity” contestants even harder to watch because by contrast they generally lack any discernible talent and are painfully self involved.

Thousands of dads across America are making rain dance jokes right now

Is Sabrina arresting Domingo equivalent to Amelia interviewing Andrew?

What is even the point of going in to the office if you don’t have a fun outfit to wear?

There’s a lot more furry art in the cat pics feed than I anticipated.

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

POV you’re my cat.

One of my favorite things is when pigeons use the cross walk.