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This year for World Statistics Day I would like a central repository of WFTDA statsbooks.

It is what it's

The total number of genders is a function of the eigenvalues of the transition matrix.

What if there's a skater who goes to the box on a back block, a high block, two interference penalties, a leg block, and then somehow gets expelled on a direction penalty. Then they'd be BANNED.

Who decided to call it "derby direction" and not "packwards"?

Before you there are two guards. One always says falsehoods, completely unaware that they are false, and the other always says what they hold to be true, which may or may not actually be true. How will you tell which is which?

Who decided to name it Malmö and not Seethenhagen?

Deutsche Bahn: We could not apologize enough for the delay and we will do our best to keep you updated along the way. Enjoy this complimentary coffee and please let us know if there's anything we can do to ease your pain in this trying time 🫶

SJ: You should be glad that you arrived at all.

"This whole thing smacks of Nazi occultism," I holler as I rip out the pages and turn Sein und Zeit into Sein und Scheiß

Yeah it was a blast, I'm gonna cherish these memories forever

I am back to report that it was, indeed, a blast.

I've been out of Olympiaworld for an entire half hour and I am already getting sentimental and missing it. Thank you, Fearless Bruisers. #rollerderby #rdwc

Fearless Bruisers in my ❤️ #rollerderby #rdwc

Thank you! It's gonna be a blast 🔥

Yeah I'll be there as NSO. STATS mainly, which is appropriate enough.

Oh nice to hear you've been reffing! What position did you do?

@kellybodwin.com will I see you in Austria again for the roller derby world cup?

I love the band Slur, especially their hit "Bong 2"

Throwback to the time a friend mentioned a way to automate jam timing with some specific timer app and my reaction was "ah shit the machines are taking our jobs, now I'm becoming a neoluddite" #rollerderby

I found a picture from the scrim where I combined SBO and JT. Looks like I'm posing during halftime but this is how it looked. #rollerderby

Imagine taking the derby name Sixten along with number 610, only to watch the officials struggle to say six one zero

Where else but for the grace of God go I? Who else shares my potential but doesn't get to realize it due to lack of care and community? What is society missing out on when failing these people? This is why I am a socialist. 2/2

I think a lot about how proper medication and a welcoming community helped turn the mentally ill drifter I used to be into a respected statistician and an internationally renowned roller derby official. 1/2

Which is to say, this weekend let me fill in the remaining holes that were PBT and CHNSO. I did STATS at regionals and THNSO at a multi-event tournament before PBT. Not sure how.

With this weekend I've done every NSO position from scorekeeper to tournament head NSO at least once and I've officiated at every level from local scrims to WFTDA regionals at least once. This is no longer an any% speedrun of an NSO career, it's a meticulous 100% playthrough. #rollerderby

Another social media site won't let me post this because it contains a Bad Word™️
#themountaingoats #rollerderby

Yeah the version in the termux repo is 4.1.2 or something like that. But that's no worry of mine because this worked and now I have R 4.5.0 on my phone. Not that I will use it, I just like to install R on everything.

It would if the Debian terminal mentioned were available on my phone. There is an apt command available on termux though, I could try that if make fails for any reason.

Desperately trying to compile R on termux to avoid a dependency hell
#rstats

Roller derby helmet with a chaos symbol

Roller derby helmet with a hand of Eris

Roller derby helmet with a seal of Babalon

Roller derby helmet with a unicursal hexagram

I'm not saying #rollerderby jammers should use anything other than the usual five-pointed star on their helmets, but just hear me out