Don't forget to turn your clocks forward tonight to eliminate one hour of the current regime.
07.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't forget to turn your clocks forward tonight to eliminate one hour of the current regime.
07.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Next Saturday shuffle on down to Suffolk, Virginia, for the 12 annual Author's Festival. Joe Kenda is the highlight and i'll be there with 75 other authors. Don't miss it.
07.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. #seenonateeshirt
07.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means he'd stop bullets and kill dragons,not clean the basement or scrub the toilet. #seenonateeshirt
06.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am a person who wants to do lots of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. #seenonateeshirt
05.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One day, I will stop annoying you. Today is not the day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either #seenonateeshirt
04.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never thought the newspaper who brought a lying president down would decades later be the one to prop up bigger liar in the White House.
03.03.2026 12:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, I'm writing you into my book. You are grusomesly butchered on page 76. You are welcome! #seenonateeshirt
03.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IF you've not gotten a reply after 35 text messages, it must be bad cell reception. Keep sending texts #seenonateeshirt
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.
01.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 12166 🔁 2563 💬 345 📌 134Be stronger than your strongest excuse #seenonateeshirt
01.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coffee when your brain needs a hug. #seenonateeshirt
28.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Death Wish is out and so is my first Substack post dianefanning.substack.com/p/death-wish
27.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you keep sweeping things "under the rug" eventually you are going to trip on the mess you made. #seenonateeshirt
27.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't trust joggers. They are always the ones to find dead bodies. #seenonateeshirt
26.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate. #seenonateeshirt
25.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THROUGH THE WINDOW digital version on sale for 99 cents on Amazon and Apple Books. Sale price for a limited time only. www.amazon.com/Through-Wind...
24.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face. #seenonateeshirt
24.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I added a new drop down menu on my websites: Appearances. There you'll find 2 lists, one for TV with links to watch when I have them, the other is links to podcast. Have fun exploring.
23.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I can find refried beans easily but fried beans are nowhere on the shelf. #seenonateeshirt
23.02.2026 11:47 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0Finding refried beans is easy but fried beans are nowhere on the shelf. #seenonateeshirt
23.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 11 📌 0It stings because it's true. Thank you to @rbreich.bsky.social for posting this Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.
20.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Don't be worried about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason #seenonateeshirt
22.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought my dog was easily entertained when I watched him chase his tail for 10 minutes. Then I realized that I just watched him chase his tail for 10 minutes #seenonateeshirt #dogs
21.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 971 🔁 69 💬 40 📌 6You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can't be both. #seenonateeshirt
20.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0here in the south, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a cocktail. #seenonateeshirt
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