Gabriel Pickard

Even my throat lozenge budget for screaming off my balcony at passing strangers about my products is running low, and the lonely dog walkers just aren't buying.

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Its not just Grendel they are bothering but his poor old mum @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/1... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...

They said I've been killing people at Heorot out of jealousy? They moved in and party constantly. They are the worst neighbors. You think I live out in the middle of nowhere because I want constant noise and people around? #dnd

Vile Tiles: Scifi Rooms - Play on the Roll20 Virtual Tabletop Various rooms for quick Scifi interior construction. Need some scifi interiors on the quick? Plop down rooms and connect them with doors to quickly layout some scifi interior spaces. Goes great w...

Find out if your corpse is "one of the funny ones" @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/9... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/3...

Will the strange facility you work in someday meddle in gods domain and pay the ultimate price? Almost certainly. Can you afford not end up as the perished set dressing for the team trying to figure out what went wrong here? In this economy? #scifi

At least the fire was contained to the dungeo.... @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/3... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Dungeon master service announcement: Fireballs and festive trees don't mix, and most wizards deception isn't good enough for the third round of "but it moved honest!" #dnd

Find out if the prettiest sight you'll see is when you kick in your own front door @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/3... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...

It's beginning to look a lot like crit miss
Every time you roll
Take a look at your d10s
It's happening once again
Every dice a 1 you'll be eaten by a troll
It's beginning to look a lot like crit miss... #dnd

Yes! I love maps with a scoop of ice cream... oh à la carte. Still good.

Christopher Lee. All the hold hammer horror movies I could ever ask for and I will either be rescued or die of old age before I have to do more than a second re watch. The man was prolific!

Draft a Spacecraft: Cruiser Space Madness - Play on the Roll20 Virtual Tabletop 7 Large and 8 Small maps of a spaceship or station being taken over by the madness that lurks between stars Is the creeping madness, chaos, and terror that lurks in the space out of time used for f...

Find out the true price of traveling faster than light @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/4... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

The mechanic pointed to the writhing fleshy chamber where the air scrubbers had been "There's your problem. You transcended time and space so your ship has become a portal to a hellish dimension where our rules and our sanity dissolve. Also you have some iffy wiring". #RPG

Thumpety thump thump thumpty thump thump look at frosty kill @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/5... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/3...

An innocent Interior decorator is being held hostage by the frost coated master of the snow golem army till they either satisfy his icy hearts home makeover desires or freeze to death. #dnd

Slap-Down Town Haunted Places - Play on the Roll20 Virtual Tabletop Various Abandon Buildings and Cemetery Pieces Might be a terrible place to spend your time while living, but this is going to be your favorite hangout after the Total Party Kill. Goes great with o...

Beware the mall walkers @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/2... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...

"This place is more like a haunted tomb than someplace people once lived or spent their days. What was it you called it?"
"The mall. There's a reason its end was called black Friday" #dnd

Hell in a Handbasket: Gargantuan Skeletons - Play on the Roll20 Virtual Tabletop 8 modular hell maps in two color variations. Need some skeletons that weigh hella tons or is your party under the effects of that shrinking curse again? Either way you can tip toe through the tibi...

Brave sir Pattiwhack and his twin companions Nick and Nack shall sally forth @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/8... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/3...

You've followed rumors for years seeking the site of an ancient battle between primordial titans of earth shaking size. Finally you've found it and have your chance to search out a bone the kings dog can't finish in one night and win the princesses hand in marriage. #dnd

Start your quest for the holy pot holders @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/2... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...

Leave the turkey in the oven too long and accidentally open a gateway to the plane of fire? Time to pop on over to the temple of ash and fight your way through their mad cultists to the donation bowl to see if they can help. #DnD

GM need a gift? Ax not what your GM can do for you, but what you can do for your GM.

Critical Trails: Forest Camps & Stations - Gabriel Pickard | Modular Map Series | DriveThruRPG Nine forest sections with assorted camps, outposts, and ranger stations Add some camps, forts, and forest stations to your modular forest maps. Great for staying the night where nothing could possibly...

Find out if duck duck goose watch rotation is right for you @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2... or @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/4...

How are you arranging your watches?
Young duck takes first, old duck second, and goose third. They can rest during the day.
You're having your pets take watches?
Yes?
*DM rolling furiously then sighing*
You are awakened by a soft honking in your ear. #dnd

You're gonna lava my lotr terminator crossover... @roll20.net marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/3... or @drivethrurpg.com www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...

The iron golem slowly sank into the lava giving the young halfling the thumbs up as he took the ring down with him. #dnd

Time for you to take a cold shower.

Beautiful maps responsible for only 3-5 hippo attacks per year. Well worth it for those who live.

Alternately if its not luck but revenge you seek, fill it with acid and hang your unlucky dice over it while you villain monologue.