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Mrpibearian

@mrpibearian.bsky.social

Just a big superchub bear in Houston, who currently plays too much Splatoon (badly) and enjoys his stories Not gaining, not squashing, not wrestling, but you do you! 🏳️‍🌈♿

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big gloves!

18.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I appreciate the kind words and the respectful approach

17.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it's because it's safety orange and there are definitely some big bubba folks in construction and road crews, so the sizes are out there

17.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

stupid brain, don't listen to it!

16.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Medic!

11.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no, I've been observed!
*Pops out of existence*

11.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It did seem like the right way to do it lol

11.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah well, time and age do their things. Hence the grey in my beard too

11.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You do?
What? No. I mean since birth yes, but not lately

11.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck that was supposed to be smiling, I didn't proof it lol

11.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're my favs!

11.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A large man sits in an easy chair, smoking, wearing orange shirt and flaming suspenders

A large man sits in an easy chair, smoking, wearing orange shirt and flaming suspenders

Hey bsky, been a minute!

10.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 342    🔁 28    💬 20    📌 3
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bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat Alt: bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat
26.12.2025 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah that's what I found too. It was interesting as an experience but my mouth didn't like it lol

11.08.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was it the texture of the outside?

10.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh nooooooo

02.08.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok but also, what we CAN see of your face is hella handsome too

07.07.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding . Alt: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
28.05.2025 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a black work hard t-shirt adjusts his cowboy hat ALT: a man wearing a black work hard t-shirt adjusts his cowboy hat
19.05.2025 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I was scrolling by and didn't hear the sound I was just thinking your mustache is perfection!

16.04.2025 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno, reclining and the likely camera placement I think it's going to get /a view/

03.04.2025 13:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Booooooo

02.04.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does this mean I have to wear clothes when I play on the new switch? Lol

02.04.2025 18:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Needs more water then to get the whole week lol

23.03.2025 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A heavyset man lets water run down his body in the shower where he is seated

A heavyset man lets water run down his body in the shower where he is seated

A heavyset man lets water run down his body in the shower where he is seated

A heavyset man lets water run down his body in the shower where he is seated

Is wet Wednesday a thing?

12.03.2025 16:37 — 👍 188    🔁 18    💬 6    📌 0

... Well that was weird *sips root beer*

04.03.2025 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater

24.02.2025 19:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😊😊 you're too kind

19.02.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm!

19.02.2025 00:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sorry for giving one of those looks 😂

16.02.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0