@sophicthunder.bsky.social
I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social
Me 20 minutes into Aliens Romulus: hey wait, where are the Romulans?!
12.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I relate to this so much.
12.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, yeah. They do that. You leave em in the dark in a wet environment like the PNW? They’re gonna multiply.
12.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blaring “Fortunate Son” in the SUV as we roll into the State of Texas on Cotton Bowl day.
11.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mah dahling Danibelle,
Today is the day of the Red Rivah shootout, known to draw a large crowd. The weatha is to be 90 degrees…in Octoba. Mah companions insist upon visiting the fairgrounds, despite my protest. We have slathad ah sunscreen and taken ah probiotics. I feah this is mah last.
-Col NP
Me: What’s the second Twilight?
Dani: New Moon. Because of Jacob.
Me: ohhh. Cause of his butt?
Dani: HE’S a WEREWOLF
Yes I actually did full surgery on TME when we had one for my lil bro.
11.10.2025 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*turns down another PSL*
Sorry, I’m on the pumpkin patch. Trying to quit.
A Rachel Hollis-endorsed bidet called “Bro Wash Your Butt”.
11.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I don’t have a foreskin”
“Only someone with the tism would COUNT their skins, smh 🙄”
It shows from the ads. They gotta know, right? 🤣
11.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It looks so delightfully ridiculous. I called it “the Twilight of emergency services shows” tonight.
11.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still a real downer, what happened to Cedric.
But glad the other children still fear you. ✌️
The scene where the music makes all of their hearts glow together is like magic. But so is music.
10.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the fun things about hanging out with your buddy who has all daughters is, sometimes your job is to learn The Fate of Ophelia dance.
10.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have to admit; the optics are bad.
10.10.2025 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Macklemore would be so proud
10.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someday there will be be happiness in Nottingham again.
10.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dark castles built
By the most evil of men
Can still be shelter
Maybe I should shop it into one
10.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Castles built
By evil men
Can be shelter
BREAKING: Lil Jon reveals that he actually just couldn’t hear well when he was yelling “HWAT?!”
10.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Loving your responses, dude. 😂
10.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I used to be able to play it. I failed to memorize though.
10.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I actually did know this one because my piano teacher said it correctly.
10.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pronouncing Debussy as “Da Bussy”.
10.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I can’t actually tell if I love hate-watching Twilight, or if I just love watching Twilight.
10.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Why worried? I’d be delighted personally.
10.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Them: Sir, are you a customer?
Me: yeah I’m gonna custom this place so hard
Going through TSA is probably a lot like dying and going to heaven. Everyone kind of dreads it, but then all at once you all pop out at the other side.
And then you get on a plane. And people cough on you. And try to sell you a credit card.
Maybe it’s actually hell.
