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Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series WASHINGTON D.C. - Following last night's elimination of the New York Yankees, the United States Department of War has advised the White House that the Toronto Blue Jays are "perilously close" to acqui...

Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series

Beautiful bounce back K for Estrada. #Padres

Mason Miller just straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 filth.

#Padres

Did someone import Apartheid Elmo's feed to this now as well?

Good lord.

First heard Foxy Shazam in 2010 following the release of their self titled album. I've loved the sound,and their energy.

We saw them for the first time together at Riot Fest, and now knowing @jamesgunn.bsky.social is giving them another platform makes my heart dance.

Our second ever Friars road game.

Busch was a great experience as a visiting fan family. 8/10.

Nice game tonight. Padres win!

And I'll never regret it.

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How cool is our kid?

Spent our morning in the pool, then watching Pokémon, and crushing mini quesadillas for lunch.

She specifically wanted these things.

Edmonton / Caps final please.

Leafs can beat Florida and then fuck the entire way off.

What the fuck, Avs?

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Our daughter when Ashley tried to explain all of the items from Mike's Pastry's were gone:

Say what you will. This is a beautiful city and park.

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6-0

#Padres

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5-0.

Keep running it.

#Padres

5-0 at the beginning of the season. First time in #Padres franchise history. 👏🏾😤

Dude this is fantastic!

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1000 points, man.

Aaaand almost immediately 1,001. 🤣

Dude. Nathan Mackinnon.

That is all.

2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Brother, this is Binnington collecting karma.

Fuck that guy.

This sport can be perfect, but Gary Bettman is a fucking idiot.

Holy shit Marner.

The drop, drag, and biscuit.

Wild.

#4NationsFaceoff

To the fuckboy at SAP Center, who promptly booed and added a "fuck Canada" during the Canadian anthem.

Keep that energy next time I make eye contact.

Nice quarter zip and bootleg jeans with your dress shoes, you absolute fuckin bell end.
#Sharks #Canucks

People on stolen land, complaining about immigrants.

Got it.

Proud of my country for not being pushed around.

Doubt the rest of the world will stand pat, either.

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Our daughter is working on saying "socks"

It's not getting that enunciation it needs, and we might be getting a call from daycare.

My dude. 💪

So that about wraps up Aubrey's music career.

Jagoff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣