Alex Navarro

I have now experienced more earthquakes in the NY/NJ metro area than I ever did living in California. doesn't seem right, if you ask me.

laying this at the feet of the Wayans while Seltzer and Friedberg go unpunished is a grave injustice

Frank Dux didn’t kill several people in the Very Real Kumite just for you to sit in a gamer chair while you watch anime boys jump kick each other

kids these days would rather spend all their time playing fighting games instead of dedicating their lives to learning highly specific and culturally distinct martial arts styles and testing them in real life combat arenas across the world and occasionally other extradimensional realms.

I never had much of a future in music criticism because I lack the capability to articulate music in terms that go beyond "that rips" and "that does not rip". I do feel a confidence when I declare openly that something rips, however. I do not do so lightly. I wield these declarations with care.

new The Armed record is a heater, if you're into things that are generally described as heaters.

this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video

Dude the Trade Deadline is wild

I went through a very strong phase of wanting to do this when I was a kid but it was mostly because I thought it would lead to me getting to hang out with Roger Rabbit.

please, someone who is good at art, render this out for me. my family is dying.

difficult to explain precisely how I got here, but following all these posts to their apparent logical conclusion led me to envision Mario 3's angry sun, but it's Al Pacino doing his GREAT ASS face in Heat

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

this happened to me one time

Laughton one of the best to ever do it, and he only did it the once. Truly wild, beautiful, harrowing, hilarious movie that doesn't neatly fit into any tradition but crashes through several. WATCH IT NOW

Thunder in Paradise. That’s about it.

the only person I feel badly for in all of this is Jimmy Hart. obviously they can rehome him, but no matter who you pass him off to he's never going to be the same. he'll forever be wandering around listlessly, hollering into a megaphone and trying to find his original owner. sad.

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

‘round aught nine the beats just seemed to dry up. some said we made them beats too big, got too greedy, created a proper big beat dust bowl. others say it was Obama what took them beats away.

Ozzy Osbourne and Zakk Wylde performing "Gets Me Through" while BMX riders, skateboarders, aggressive inline skaters and dirtbike racers bust some tricks nearby at Fremont Street in Las Vegas, Nevada (2002)

this is where I post from

Really enjoying Donkey Kong Bananza

you can only get so far practicing once or twice a week. unfortunately I have the self-discipline of an eight-year-old so I haven't tried to ramp things up until recently. Honestly I think wanting to get through some of the new Deafheaven album without keeling over might be the motivation I need.

I've had it in my head for a while that I wanted to do another marathon charity stream one of these days. Don't know if I'm there yet, but maybe by the end of the year!

Had minimal work to do today and my partner is out of town until the weekend so I spent the better part of four hours just drumming. I even did some (sloppy) blast beats. I think the stamina is starting to come back...

I grew up in Marin's rival county so I fully support fucking with them any way you see fit.

yeah the original incarnation of Higgs was one of the least interesting things about the first game. just a complete whiff of a villain character. I'm not sure I'd call this version "good" but it's multitudes more entertaining.