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Alex Navarro

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part of the new cruelty / current: exactly one third of nextlander / previously: giant bomb, harmonix, gamespot, screened

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Dad's dad did once run for office, a West Virginia legislature seat, IIRC. Didn't win. Possibly because of his lackluster campaign slogan, "We appreciate your support."

04.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dad's dad did the standard WWII-vet-to-insurance-salesman pipeline.

Mom's dad had like 38 different jobs across his life. Deli owner, limo driver, pool hustler, bookie, etc. I don't even know all of them. One might say he was at the vanguard of the gig economy.

04.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

with all sincerity, there is no one on earth I would trust more with the continued preservation of this one extremely specific object.

04.03.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7324    πŸ” 1477    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 71
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9463    πŸ” 2610    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 139
Stingray and Titanic Tim tangle up!!!

Stingray and Titanic Tim tangle up!!!

SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS
CAPCOM 1994
SEGA GENESIS

01.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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this cures what ails me every time

04.11.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10263    πŸ” 4087    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 67

Listen, the theme I concocted for these may be extremely thin, but the movies are good, and that's all that matters.

27.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

it's also okay to joke about his Mets fandom

25.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

are you telling me they did not slice off a hunk of that radical rock for every kid who had above-average conditioning and could scale a moderate obstacle?

20.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

these shoes look like the parting gift you get when you come in second on Nickelodeon GUTS

20.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Justin? out here doing the lord's work.

20.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

20.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4424    πŸ” 1062    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 45

Not that I doubted, or anything, but I saw this Audiotree performance from a couple months ago and it was clear the dudes still got it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6O...

19.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

new Converge album is the first Certified Heater of '26. you heard it here probably not first.

19.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

this just seems like the kind of shirt that gets you asked a lot of questions, and they're not the kind of questions you want to have to answer in detail over and over, is all.

19.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a long sleeve white shirt with the image of Laura Palmer, dead, wrapped in plastic, as its primary graphic.

a long sleeve white shirt with the image of Laura Palmer, dead, wrapped in plastic, as its primary graphic.

you know, this isn't quite the Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic Funko Pop, but it's maybe not as far away from it as the people making it might realize.

19.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Lou Reed - No Money Down (Official Video)
YouTube video by LouReedVEVO Lou Reed - No Money Down (Official Video)

People like to post the old latex costumes and puppets that have been found disintegrating in some guy's garage 30 years later, but this is just a music video that Lou Reed made. A record label said "yeah let's cut a check for that."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiyX...

19.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not joking when I say I think this is one of the best things the music video format ever produced.

19.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

great looking movie and that’s about the only nice thing I have to say about it.

18.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not sure I could even articulate what it was I hated about it at the time, as I have not seen it since. but I was like incandescent with hate for it walking out of a theater. I just remember saying over and over "how the fuck was that a movie?"

18.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen a lot of anger inducing films in theaters for various reasons, so I'll default to one of the earliest and most inexplicable examples: the John Cusack air traffic controller romantic comedy Pushing Tin.

18.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

also one of my favorite β€œdrop in for one scene and absolutely kill it” performances, as kelso in β€œheat”

18.02.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 522    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

it’s difficult to explain exactly what makes it so specifically French Canadien, vs France or larger Canada. I can only describe it as an unmistakable puppety-mimeishness that is unique to the region and its performance art scenes throughout the decades.

17.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

this popped into my feed a few days ago and I got maybe 20 seconds into it before saying out loud, to no one, β€œthis is the most French Canadian shit I’ve ever seen in my life”. I had no idea where they were from. I just knew.

17.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

this is what I mean when I talk about technical limitation as its own sort of launching point for artistic creativity.

12.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, I'll bite. what is Metal Gear Solid 4.

12.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 0

sonuvabitch stole my bit

12.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

toss up between Winona Ryder and Lloyd Bridges.

12.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0